Perry “Benson Edges” Normal
@perrynormal.bsky.social
King of the chimney sweeps
Is the announcer for Wheel of Fortune on Cameo? I'd like to hire him to do the intro announcement for the show, but after he calls it 'America's game' I want him to add 'so fuck you, baseball!'
started watching the bakshi directed seasons of the 60s spiderman cartoon & every so often there will just be a killer shot someone managed to throw their whole pussy into despite all the production limitations
Sign idea that popped into my head, feel free to use it. WHO BOOKED THIS CRAP?(complimentary) #wrestlesky
I love Pat Smear with the nervous smile of a man who realizes he’s in the line of fire if Kim Gordon decides she’s finally had enough and tries to carve a meatus into Billy Corgan’s dick of a head.
I mention it every time I see her, but goddamn Persephone is so fucking expressive and funny. She’s a delight. #AEW
That little quaver in Hanger’s voice when he mentioned the world title, you bastard lol #AEW
To honour David Warner's birthday, you could do worse than watch Airport '79, a truly awful (but entertainingly so) plane disaster movie that was so bad it killed off the Airport film series and set the stage for Airplane! ok.ru/video/373385...
The Concorde... Airport '79 (1979)🔹
The Concorde... Airport '79 is a 1977 US drama thriller film. It features Alain Delon, Susan Blakely, Robert Wagner, George Kennedy, Sylvia Kristel, Eddie Albert, and David Warner. In order to surviv...
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Norm: I won't eat another morsel of food until Margaret Thatcher is dead and buried! Co-host: She died years ago. Norm:
Pookie Blaylock@moosebigelow.bsky.social · 7d agoMaking chicken wings for national chicken wings day
Didn’t realize until just now that was the same building the Screwjob happened in, that’s really interesting. I was assuming we were in whatever had been built since, but it was built in 96! #wrestlesky
Can’t speak for everyone but most folks in my section barely noticed this segment cause we were watching them clean up the ring after the hardcore match. They had multiple ring mats but there was a big tarp between them to grab any errant mirror pieces. Pretty interesting to see how quick it was.
Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · last wk.Mick Foley barked for Divine Dominion. #AEWRedemption
This was fucking cool but the crowd peaked on Speedball’s win. There were way better matches than that one, the show’s flow was fine, but they never got hotter than when Speedball was making the climb.
Perry “Benson Edges” Normal@perrynormal.bsky.social · 2w agoIt probably won’t happen until the bigger show (or after) but goddamn I hope I get to be in the arena when Mox turns on Ospreay. Do it in Montreal boys, I want to feel the arena shake. #AEW
Show was awesome, still fully gathering my thoughts but probably the best thing I’ve seen live. But I will say that I would have done a spit take at the cost of a bottle of pop at the Bell Center but at $7.50 a fucking bottle I couldn’t afford to. #wrestlesky
Being so racist against and jealous of Black people that you can't appreciate Stevie Wonder has to be a curse from God.
Marcus 🏳️🌈🇧🇧@marcusjdl.bsky.social · 2w agoMy beef with Morrissey runs all the way back to 1986 when he said this about Black artists. Nineteen Eighty Six, while the Smiths were still active. It’s not a “later phenomenon” don’t try and lie to me www.standard.co.uk/culture/musi...
I overuse this joke but the toilet paper in this residence is so thin you’d think Paul Sorvino carved it by hand with a razor blade in prison.
My fav- Narrator: Meanwhile, an enraged Boris was nearby absolutely fuming! [Boris doing that thing where you wave your finger across your mouth to make warbling sounds] N: Dahhlink, what are you doing? B: Didn’t you hear, I’m fuming! N: That’s fuming? B: Do you have a better idea what fuming is?
videosyncrasy@videosyncrasy.bsky.social · 2w agoMy favourite Rocky & Bullwinkle joke.
Putting aside “siamoise” for a moment, the graphic looks like an illustration from an alien’s science class presentation on human sexuality and he got the gist of it but he’s probably getting a C.
8 hours driving later, I am in you Montreal. Wish we’d scored Mystery Wrestling tickets but we’ll probably just take it easy tonight. This time tomorrow, some serious shit is going down! #wrestlesky
Kevin Steen vs Edouard Carpentier would have fed nations. 5starbooker.com 🤼
5 Star Booker, the wrestling booking game
Book a 5-match dream card across eras. Can you book a 5-star main event?
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Does this guy ever not look completely furious? 😡😤WE’VE BEEN SPONSORED AND ALL MY DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE😠🤬
TeamKaos@teamkaoselite.bsky.social · 2w agoDave Lagreca's dream of being a paid wwe shill came true. Tko buying wrestling media one chunk at a time.
Old bastard who's a miserable fuck on levels young Scrooge can only dream of: "You lost today kid, but that doesn't mean you have to like it." [gives Scrooge his top hat]
DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 2w agoFirst poster for ‘EBENEZER’, a new film based on ‘A Christmas Carol’ starring Johnny Depp. “Before he was Scrooge, he was Ebenezer”
