Happy early Halloween Toronto ❤️ there’s still time to see me!! Website in bio🎃

3 more days Toronto 🎃❤️

I made a post on Twitter about visiting the states and how much ppl like to chat ur ear off in most places I visited and how Vancouver isn’t like that and all hell broke lose 😭 everyone decided to act like Vancouver isn’t famously antisocial. I had to mute that shit so fast.

BOO!!! Did I scare ya? Happy Halloween and Thanksgiving Toronto. I’ll be back for a visit Oct 12-23!!! Costumes will be brought and candy will be had🎃❤️

Im away for the weekend visiting my friend in a country that shall not be named 😭 newsletter will be out tomorrow with Toronto dates and social media post monday. I don’t have my work phone so can’t get to messages if texting me about Toronto or Vancouver ❤️

Toronto I have some great news real soon ;)

I went to a renaissance faire the other day. Lots of lines but it was still fun. Still mad I did not get my giant turkey leg. I’d love to go to one in full garb. The ones where you camp out and shit 😭

Finally watching Breaking Bad😭 I’m actually amazed I haven’t ran into major spoilers. Just seen a few clips on YouTube lmao

POV: you seeing what I do between dates

The Nintendo Direct was so good😭 thank god I got the switch 2. Open world Kirby is going to go so crazy.

I think I’d end it if I lived anywhere else in Canada

The way I smashed my phone and locked myself out of my acc LMAO!!! Newsletter will be sent out tomorrow❤️❤️❤️

Pizza will never be the same in Vancouver. Toronto I can’t wait to be back to have some pizza again😭

I finally got a new set of lingerie I love…. Tell me why I lost the thing in the hotel room 😭

What an amazing trip to Toronto. This one was for the books. My longest time away from home period❤️ Tho I did get food poisoning the last day 😭 everything else was amazing. Thank you for the endless support I know times are uncertain so it truly does mean the world❤️

Sometimes I catch myself about to argue with someone about my booking requirements and then I remember literally nobody is forcing them to book with me😭 idgaf miss out on the best experience you’ll get for yourself bc you don’t want to send a deposit lmao 😭

Nintendo Switch during down time >>>>>>

Can 1 pm tomorrow please message me for instructions 😭 I can’t find the email or text thread. I’m starting to believe I just made this appointment up?!

Where’s the best steak in Toronto!! Im treating my self after this wonderful tour❤️ I would love some company ofc!

Love when clients say I look hotter than my photos bc it’s like no shit you’re seeing my face now 😭

1 week left in Toronto‼️‼️‼️

Newsletter out tomorrow so check your inbox!!!

SW is the only job you’re punished if you’re too good at it😭

Accidentally said “incall” instead of “airbnb” in a civvie conversation

Why does Toronto smell so much like sewage 😭😭 this isn’t even a diss Vancouver smells like hot piss. But this sewage smell is unique to TO😭

I think some clients would have a lot more fun if they weren’t too busy playing imaginary 4D chess with providers😭 like I’m not the enemy I’m just trying to do my job, relax and enjoy the time❤️

It’s so cute when clients fret over what gifts to get me. Because ultimately I’m of a very simple mind any Pokémon stuffie sets off a gazillion serotonin receptors😭😭😭 i be bouncing off the walls in happiness.

As someone who had to read “Lord of the Flies” and seen what they did to piggy once the masks got put on 😭 I do not engage with app numbers. So if I haven’t gotten back to a text, It’s because I auto block app numbers.

Spat on it looked into his eyes and he immediately came. The only time I thought about allowing filming lmao it probably looked so hot!😭

Client said atp he’s paying me to be my photographer 😭