Kelly Clarkson's Obscene Bird of Night
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He/him Blood donor Cat guy Wimpy liberal
Finished the horror novel for book club and I'm losing my mind because the author went too high with the body count. It's about a cabal of ten men killing people of a very specific age/sex/race demographic in one American city in one year. But looking it up, not only would they have been doubling
"Hey boss me and the boys invented a robot to destroy all art and human connection and maybe cause 50% unemployment" "Go right ahead fellas" "Also can it fuck with the money?" "Absolutely fucking not"
Gizmodo@gizmodo.com · 3h agoAfter Muse Launch, U.S. Banks Are Saying Hell No to AI Agents Moving Money
Oh cool, this is what it's like to have an American White Boned Devil. Excited to see who's our Gang of Four
Micah@rincewind.run · 3h agochat is it good that the president is now making decisions solely based on his gut and the creepy obsessed woman who shadows his every move
Wow, I can't believe a website mostly made up of artists, musicians, journalists, and the unemployable think $30K is a comically large life-changing sum of money
Ed@ed3d.net · 6h agobsky please be advised, the timeline is beginning to talk about whether medians reflect populations again
*Pedantic Industrial Chemist voice The tank in this photo is far too small to hold 40,000 gallons. Judging by the proportions of the person that's a 3x3x6 meters, which only gets you 50 cubic meters. You need 150 for 40,000 gallons.
The Onion@theonion.com · 7h ago‘Whalefall’ Star Stuns On Red Carpet In 40,000-Gallon Tank
Oh my god, after two years his office got more flattering lighting!
Boo!-per Lund@cooperlund.online · 5d agoThey know they’re about to lose Texas, and they’re inventing elaborate fantasies to cope with that
Katie being replaced with another eerie blond Trump finds attractive
Dave Itzkoff@ditzkoff.bsky.social · 9h ago
I find Swift to be a much better performer and crafter of an almost ARG style fan experience than she is a musician or songwriter, at which I would rate her about a 5, 2 if we're talking about only Showgirl.
People's Government of the Pelargir Commune 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴@dov.bsky.social · 10h agoI hate so much of the cultural output of the post-pandemic age. I hate Sombr, I hate Dungeon Crawler Carl, I hate every single recent Taylor Swift album and every single recent Netflix show except for the funny one in the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth. Most new games except for BG3? Shit. Terrible
A 16 track release of old Heaven's to Betsy demos!? Big day for middle aged women with nose piercings and pink streaks in their hair.
"Oh but Mindy, we shouldn't give in to our temptations" "No Pershing, let's do it! Let's QS a guy who's profile bio says he's a Twitch Streamer and imply his experience with VR is not representative and say he should get a real job!"
Yahoo Finance can you point to me on the graph where the stock 'pops'?
Yahoo Finance@yahoofinance.com · 15h agoTesla stock pops after unveiling Roadster with compressed air thrusters for limited flight
It's only after two days of posting about this I remembered taking a school trip as a kid to a puppet show where the story was about a Chinese mandarin charmed by a beloved nightingale and then a craftsman shows him a mechanical bird he's built to replace it in case the nightingale dies.
(°○°)@rarecryptid.bsky.social · 3d agoMinor potentate so charmed by a mechanical bird whose movement and song is so lifelike that they demand the bird or else have a tradesperson executed is a beautiful story thst echoes through time.
*Me after surgically attaching a cat and dog together to create the ultimate pet
Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · yesterday“.. Today, Skydance has a market cap of under $40 billion — less than half the predecessor companies’ combined value.” @variety.com $SKYD variety.com/2026/film/ne...
"Wow, this is so cool. Time to put it back in the closet and not kill anyone with it until I come back to life as an adult killer in Part III"
DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · yesterdayFirst look at young Jason with his machete in the ‘FRIDAY THE 13TH’ prequel series.
Something I notice about Threads vs BS is people over on Threads seem like, genuinely angry about this story. It's the same tone of outrage we use to discuss the Cornell 7.
James Hell Brooks@kleinman.bsky.social · 2d agoDo not bring ideology or class analysis into the Kelly Clarkson thing. Just let an extended Portlandia sketch be funny.
I call it the Double Anal Double Vaginal of movies!
DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · yesterdaySony is considering releasing all 4 ‘BEATLES’ biopics on the same day in April 2028. Another idea being considered is offering a 4-pack of tickets to encourage fans to buy tickets to all 4 films at once. (Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...)
Yes that's very interesting Mr. Dobson but I do have some questions about the staging of this photo? Why is the woman barefoot??????
Ana Marie Cox@anamariecox.com · yesterdayThat God is non-binary shouldn't be controversial. Even the hate group/fundamentalist cult Focus on the Family says, "God, of course, is neither male nor female. He [lol-ed.] transcends all such categories." They turn that into an argument for strict gender roles but still!
It does seem like a lot of the everyday problems people have with Capitalism is actually due to Monopolies. The vape shop that has to compete with 15 other shops doesn't jerk me around the way Instagram does.
🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃@golikehellmachine.com · 2d agoi am, for lack of better options, a capitalist, and i think capitalism should impose stakes and consequences upon those whom have the most to gain. hire executives who plan to die in their jobs and incentivize them to do that. pay the first big bonus at year 15.
Caylus Foltyn was Primarch of the XII Space Marine Legion and was exiled to the Chaos Warp after siding with the traitor Horus during the Horus Heresy.
Gaius (from Tribunate)@gaius.bsky.social · 2d agoSaw this on the shelf at Target and it’s like a portal to an utterly unknowable parallel world. As if i was peering into the dimension from Stalker
Another proud graduate of American Samoa Law School. Go Landcrabs!
Scott Nover@scottnover.bsky.social · 3d agoNew: White House Press Secretary Katie Zacharia calls herself a lawyer. There’s no evidence she was admitted to practice law in the United States, and legal experts say foreign citizens cannot take the bar in China. My deep dive: www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
Testing out some novel writing LLMs to see if the tech has advanced any since 2024. Given writers are allegedly using this to win awards there must be a way to make it not suck but the default voice is still Garth Marenghi. It really likes "Imagery that sounds spooky but doesn't make sense.
*Reading a blog post on a novel writing LLM where the CEO boasts he's written five books as proof he knows how stories work *Goes to CEO's Goodreads Page *All his books are Linkedin related Marketing crap, none of which have more than 10 ratings Yes I did assume he meant he'd written actual novels
"Uh yes I have a question, in the 'Kelly Clarkson's Brooklyn Adventures' video game, is it possible to get the mechanical bird without using the Wizard's Key?"
Julia Carrie Wong@joolia.bsky.social · 3d agofeeling pretty vindicated by my gut instinct that these people are annoying
Yeah this happened to me once when I was trying to buy a gem from a mischievous imp.
the babahuck@tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 3d agosorry for extending the kelly clarkson discourse for yet another day but not hard to see why she got frustrated with this guy. he's asked three times whether or not the bird is for sale and won't give a clear answer!
*Listening to the radio this morning and the host is talking about something Olivia Rodrigo did recently. "Weird they're talking about her and not the Choosin' Texas lady? I thought she was the most popular musician of all time?"
Out of morbid curiosity I watched one of these a month ago. Despite being set in current day America, one had someone say "Guards, seize them!" at three different points in the 'movie'. Suggesting it was a somewhat poorly translated Chinese historical drama
ryan cooper@ryanlcooper.com · 3d agoturns out the problem with Quibi was it had far too much respect for its audience www.reuters.com/business/med...
Drank too much beer last night so I'm forcing myself awake with a mixture of coffee and beans with homemade bird's eye chili paste. My esophagus has had it too good for too long! It ends today!
