They keep trying to get me to believe women can't be strong leaders. My brother... most teachers are women. Anyone who can get a room full of 7 year olds to sit still and listen can run the whole damn country, no problem.

Have you checked on your local school board race recently?

I don't know who needs to hear this today, but Canadians, Mexicans and people in the United States are ALL "Americans."

I'm just an American cheering for Canada in a trade war started by the United States.

God keeps taking the wrong 80-years-olds. RIP, Tim Curry.

Honestly, I'd be WAAAY more worried about the rise of para socialism than economic socialism.

Want to stand out? Stand up.

From now on I'm referring to them only as the Supreme Embarrassment.

Overheard at a recent family gathering: Two boomers complaining about trans women in sports for far more minutes than there are trans women in sports.

If you really want Texas kids to obey the 10 Commandments, hang Ken Paxton on the classroom wall.

Luigi Mangioni posed as a business and got a reply from UnitedHealth in less than a day. As a patient suffering chronic back pain, he never heard back. The result was the murder of the company's CEO. I'm not defending it, but I do understand it.

These days, even my notification shade feels like doom scrolling.

So they're sending a ship to relieve the USS Lincoln... because all the media reports are fake and everyone and everything on board is perfectly fine?

Man's Amused Reaction on an Airplane

ALT: Man's Amused Reaction on an Airplane

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Anyone who listens to James Carville for literally anything is automatically suspicious to me. That dude is the WORST.

I have a theory they're trying to make us all poor so we'll be more likely to turn on each other for money.

We feel Joe Biden's pain so acutely because we're all suffering from an aggressive cancer known as MAGA.

Gee... it's almost like they're stealing from you...

It honestly breaks my heart that two successive generations have now grown up never knowing the blessings of boredom.

It is statistically impossible for all of the world's problems to be someone else's child's fault.

It's pretty funny how the same people who say we're ruining a generation with toxic empathy also believe it's patriotic to pretend America is somehow still an unspoiled virgin of a country that's only ever been on the side of good and God.

Men, be honest. You're not worried a woman president would destroy the country... you're worried she would fix it after you spent 250 years failing.

They tell me AI is supposed to make my life better and easier... but I also need lessons on how to use it properly? Bruh...

If AI makes you 10X more efficient at your job but you're not getting 10X more money or 10X more time off, the only one benefiting is your employer.

They told me that if I kept working hard my ship would come in. They didn't tell me it would be taking on water and in danger of sinking...

Probably the thing that makes me the angriest these days is how few people seem to be angry.

When all is said and done, Sen. Bill Cassidy will likely find himself responsible for the death of millions at the hands of RFK Jr. and the wholesale abuse of underaged women at the hands of the Department of "Justice." His betrayal may be the most difficult of any to understand.

In a sane future a "Bill Cassidy" would become a term real physicians use to describe a disgrace to their profession.

We flush enough tax money down the toilet in defense spending each year to provide full medical benefits for every single American. We don't even need to raise taxes to provide for the public good... we just have to prioritize the public and enforce the existing tax code fairly.

So glad the farmers got a note from the fox's personal meat procurement guy that he wouldn't eat the hens if left in charge of the henhouse. Did no one think to ask the senators about enforcement if Blanche simply breaks the agreement? Whose job would that be, exactly?