What’s something that’s “broken since Covid”? .. .. like give concrete example. Don’t just say, “social skills” or “ bad drivers”. What have you witnessed specifically?
Pessimistic Persimmon
@pessimisticpersim.bsky.social
Do not accept the obscene as normal
Many of these fire victims in Spokane are homeless now. We need to arrest them asap or they will bring down our property values . #CriminalizeHomelessness 🇺🇸
I forgot what we are going to watch in our movie group tomorrow night but I have a photo on my camera roll with something scribbled on a piece of paper. It says: “M e m e n t o” #8pmESTonAug1st
I see people get so mad about how theres no chance you’ll ever own a home, or the polluted rivers and lakes, massive heatwaves and tornadoes, how basic food causes cancer now or the microplastics in your balls. Not me. I’m just happy boomers got to live it up and enjoy it.
I’m going to take a little time off work. I’m getting burned out from just how much quiet quitting is foisted upon me there. It’s just constant. #SelfCare
What’s a good way to tell an old friend who’s going to be traveling nearby that you don’t want to meet up without offending them? Truth is it’s exhausting to converse when world views have diverged so much in the last few years.
HEATWAVE PRO TIPS If you’re severely suffering in these heatwaves, it helps to fondly remember that previous generations enjoyed a great climate before they created all the global warming. Nice thoughts like this can help cool your 89 degree inside room temp at midnight.
MORE DETAILS INCOMING CDC is now revealing that hot yoga classes in Michigan are being explored as the possible source of the explosive diarrhea parasite that has been rapidly spreading. Investigators on site reported that the room definitely smelled like cyclospora and feet.
CLINICAL PRESENTATION CDC says doctors should watch for patients with classic symptoms of Cyclospora parasite infection. In men, this can include watery or explosive diarrhea, stomach cramps and nausea. I’m women, it’s probably nothing and just anxiety.
DIARRHEA PARASITE UPDATE CDC says the diarrhea parasite is resistant to bleach, vinegar or washing methods. However lab tests show that the parasite is not resistant to ignoring. Ignoring viruses exist has worked to end pandemics in the past and may work for this outbreak too!
I can't prove it but i just know that letting loose this cyclospora diarrhea parasite is a conspiracy to add more microplastics to your testicles. #TheTruthWillComeOut
Anyone have any suggestion for doing something fun? Any type. Something you like to do.
DIARRHEA PARASITE UPDATE CDC says investigators have narrowed down the possible source of the nationwide diarrhea outbreak to 3 main potential items which should be avoided until further notice. 1. Any food 2. Any water 3. Any thing
FDA NEWS UPDATE WH officials say no progress has been made on finding the source of Cyclospora infections across the country. However, three tasty forever chemicals will now be added to fresh produce just for good measure. 🇺🇸
CYCLOSPORA : FOOD SAFETY CDC says fresh produce should be stored in the refrigerator in the same drawer as meat so that the screw worms will eat all the Cyclospora. 🇺🇸
Heat domes are endemic. We have to learn to live with heat domes. Everyone is going to catch it eventually. You can’t hide in you’re air conditioning forever.
Y’all know the power grid is going to fail right ? Hoping people will look out for one another by not maxing their a/c is like when you hoped people wouldn’t spread Covid the 1st chance they felt safe themselves. “we’re in this together “ platitude not gonna keep power on.
HEAT WAVE DEATHS The poor, elderly, and disabled who are dying in the heat wave will be marked down as death from “natural causes.” The cause will not say “abandoned by their community.” Social murder will not be acknowledged. #ThisIsWhoWeAre
When we count up the poor folks who will die in this heat wave.. .. we will mark down the number in our records and do nothing to prevent it happening again next time. #ThisIsWhoWeAre
JUST IN 29 yo died suddenly on stage from natural turbo-cancer-that-was-only-heard-of-in-80 yos-before-but-dont-worry-this-is-normal causes. #TotallyNormalNaturalCauses
As you debate and argue with each other, remember who your actual real enemy is. Hint: it’s super rich people
No one would dare attack the USA with a BIOWEAPON . If they did, we’d spread that shit so fast and make it mild and endemic before they could ever even launch a second attack. Then we’d laugh in their face. 🇺🇸
Giving up all your privacy to install cameras recording you everywhere all the time is a small price to pay … …for the security and protection we can achieve for billionaires.
If they keep violating constitutional rights, Americans might have an uprising. * *uprising on Twitter, irl Americans will just accept it.
They lit up a giant mega cloud of toxic poisonous cancerous smoke and said it was safe enough to go to school and work. And Americans just accepted it.
BOYLE HEIGHTS FIRE If your home is surrounded and filled by dangerous toxic smoke, DO NOT WEAR A MASK. Masks can have bacteria buildup and also prevent kids from seeing your smiles. DANGER !!
WORK FROM HOME PRO TIPS My mental health from working from home had been suffering until I installled a 5 gallon water cooler in the hallway and hired someone to steal my lunches from the fridge twice a week.
