Basil ΘΔ
@pestoyote.bsky.social
Steezy Michael I'm illiterate stop texting me Nouns: yote/triangle/creechur
Today were gonna find out what happens when you put batteries in rhe microwave!!
Hey guys yhis is toyota ceo kenta kon posting here hi so wee made a new car so fuckign fast itll kill you instantly....itll be at toyotathon and its fueled with skim milk
Yep thats right motjerfuckers meta glasses now come with creatine inside
Dont let them lie to you, big soft pointy ears r really attractive
The green jolly ranchers make me cough and make my mouth feel weird
We need to start giving sad british bisexual men cocaine again
Top 10 baby boy's names for 2026 1. Maestro 2. Pittsburgh 3. DeWalt 4. Gun 5. McKenleigh 6. Corn Pop 7. Ahron 8. Milwaukee 9. Denym 10. Jeans Mcelroy And a bonus name! Jawn
Sorry bro cant hang today im inserting myself into the nut grinder
Why do grocery stores make my brain shut off man. Its like the bigger the aisles the bigger the dissociative episode.
My body is a machine that turns Lovesac window shopping into 54 hours of community service
There are invisible appraisers entering my living room every 14 calendar minutes
Sitting back in my Versace jersey trunks eating crêpes made with fillings inaccessible to the French
I am this peculiar at every function. If u dont fw this energy dont be inviting me to ur kickbacks