Youre simply not ready for how thick things are about to get

Today were gonna find out what happens when you put batteries in rhe microwave!!

Hey guys yhis is toyota ceo kenta kon posting here hi so wee made a new car so fuckign fast itll kill you instantly....itll be at toyotathon and its fueled with skim milk

Yep thats right motjerfuckers meta glasses now come with creatine inside

Bitch it monday

Forgot to take my vyvanse call me Stimmy Turner

Gourdist

Ive had Jack Black locked in my basement for 3 years

Holy fuckin smokes i got my funny up

Dont let them lie to you, big soft pointy ears r really attractive

The green jolly ranchers make me cough and make my mouth feel weird

We need to start giving sad british bisexual men cocaine again

Menards, savebigmoneyat

Top 10 baby boy's names for 2026 1. Maestro 2. Pittsburgh 3. DeWalt 4. Gun 5. McKenleigh 6. Corn Pop 7. Ahron 8. Milwaukee 9. Denym 10. Jeans Mcelroy And a bonus name! Jawn

Im genuinely frightened

Caulk Robertson

"Is Mr. Pringle italian?" - @knabewolf.bsky.social

Sorry bro cant hang today im inserting myself into the nut grinder

Why do grocery stores make my brain shut off man. Its like the bigger the aisles the bigger the dissociative episode.

My body is a machine that turns Lovesac window shopping into 54 hours of community service

The grand Phillip

@knabewolf.bsky.social remember when we took this picture 😭

There are invisible appraisers entering my living room every 14 calendar minutes

Sitting back in my Versace jersey trunks eating crêpes made with fillings inaccessible to the French

Going on a crêpe adventure

Canid facilities

I am this peculiar at every function. If u dont fw this energy dont be inviting me to ur kickbacks

Non-standard bovines