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@petalshop.bsky.social
Don't worry about me. Someone needs to tend to these flowers. http://Salad.
what's it called when your gut reaction to strong sympathy/compassion from others is something along the lines of "wow i am really good at complaining poignantly"
... I can't think of a lot of stuff I /haven't/ done, frankly.
back in high school we had a bit we called "the orb" where at night we put a bunch of glow sticks in a fish bowl in the middle of the road and if someone slowed down to look at it our friend would come out from behind a tree in his gorilla suit
Berdly B. Lombard-Dreemurr@librarianmamaberd.bsky.social · 3d ago* Another hand touches the beacon.
Would it be fair to call her my protégé? I /am/ teaching her, aren't I...?
These holidays just aren’t fun without the right people to spend them with. There’s only ONE person I’d want to go trick or treating with, and they aren’t here. …
There’d be no point. What would I even DO with that?
Saturnine.@singedsaturnine.bsky.social · 5d agoTiny witch hat if you're awesome
It's not /my/ fault this holiday SUCKS! What would I even go as, anyways? ... It's not like I can dress up, or anything.
Saturnine.@singedsaturnine.bsky.social · 5d agoWhy are you so negative all the time
I’ve read EVERY book. I know EVERYTHING about ALL SUBJECTS. I’m the world’s smartest high school dropout.