Birthday tribute, vinyl-style
Peter “Cloaked In Gucci & Scandal” Sobczynski
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Film critic at RogerEbert.com, TheSpool.com, Auteurist Class at Substack and the Movie Madness podcast. An enthusiast of De Palma, T Swift and Milla J. Programmer at the Chicago Critics Film Festival. A rogue and a bon vivant.
Cris Collinsworth strikes me as the kind of guy who is wondering what is keeping those three exterminators that he hired. . .
Honestly, I prefer to think of today as the shared birthday of my favorite director, my second-favorite Dead drummer, the co-star of the only good film of Dune and the sole redeeming aspect of one of the worst films ever. . .
Look, calling JD Pants a gas-powered leaf blower may not give you the quick, visceral thrill of calling him ableist slurs, but it immediately cuts to some of the many things I find objectionable about him: he’s a destructive windbag nobody likes and yet we’re constantly subjected to him
Anna Holmes@annabookwriter.bsky.social · 4d agoStep one: identify what it is you’re really trying to get at. “Low IQ” is eugenicist. Bad decision-making? Immorality? Willful ignorance? Target those. Step two: go for a high concept metaphor. The more seemingly unrelated, the better Step three: add a superlative or an adverb for extra punch
Birthday tribute, vinyl-style
Cris Collinsworth strikes me as the kind of guy who is still eagerly awaiting Weekend at Bernie’s III, bringing the Lomax Trilogy to its long-awaited conclusion. . .
Birthday tribute, vinyl-style
(Benoit Banc on Love,American Style) I do believe that, having thoroughly examined this virtual cornucopia of the bizarre and frankly inexplicable collusion of events, I can conclude, with some admitted trepidation, that this was all a big misunderstanding
Jill Krajewski@jillkrajewski.bsky.social · 3y ago[benoit blanc in twin peaks] lordy there’s a burrito lookin girl on the beach
About to simultaneously take part in my fantasy football draft and watch a livestream of the 1984 Jerry Lewis telethon. As a result, there is roughly a 57% chance I pick Norm Crosby as a reserve tight end, up from my usual 32% chance. . .
Birthday tribute, vinyl-style
petersobczynski.substack.com/p/heavenly-p... My thoughts on that weird Chinese-made Tom & Jerry feature film that dropped into theaters this weekend with hardly any notice
Heavenly Puss
My thoughts on Tom & Jerry: Forbidden Compass
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So nobody else decided to show up for this weird Chinese Tom & Jerry movie with me? Sheesh—I thought we were friends. .
Birthday tribute, vinyl-style
petersobczynski.substack.com/p/self-infli... My thoughts on Katy Perry: The Lifetimes Tour—Live from Paris
Self Inflicted
My thoughts on Katy Perry: The Lifetimes Tour—Live from Paris
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Downgrade a movie Chu Chu and the Scranton Flash
Morgan Glass@themorganglass.bsky.social · 2w agoDowngrade a movie: Portrait of a Lady Vaguely Smoking
Show me your favourite horror movie with a GIF 🖤
Jack Nicholson's Intense Blank Stare
ALT: Jack Nicholson's Intense Blank Stare
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Jon Steckelberg @steck-tech.bsky.social · 3w agoShow me your favourite horror movie with a GIF 🖤
youtube.com/watch?v=Jf18... Tribute Time. R.I.P. Well that sucks. Since I suspect many will be leaning on RHPS and Clue in their tributes, I figured I’d go in a slightly different direction with a lesser-known but pretty entertaining film.
TIMES SQUARE US Trailer (1980)
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