Peter Turner
@peterturner.bsky.social
Rejoining the EU by eating the Brexit Elephant one bite at a time. I will defend myself but I do not want to engage in culture wars. Better to find what we do agree on and work to an acccomodation from there.
@mrjamesob.bsky.social when you get a callers telling you Dover is being invaded they are right. But the invaders did not wear orange lifejackets and did not come in small boats. They wore black balaclavas and they came on the train.
After Trump renames Lake Ontario, the rest of the world renames another one after Trump:
Just got an emergency alert on my phone regarding fire risk.
I am not sure that referring to Camilla as "The Loch Ness Monster" was wise😂
Peter Turner @peterturner.bsky.social There are THIRTY FOUR candidates in Clacton of whom 5 are Monster Raving Loonies: Howling Laud Hope Official MRL Nick The Incredible Flying Brick Official MRL Baron Von Thunderclap Official MRL Nigel Farage - PROVISIONAL MRL Laurence Fox - REAL MRL.
The Norwegians seem to have found a new job on the way home:
Am I alone in thinking this sounds like a protection racket?
Can I point out to American friends that when Trump says Andy Burnham (next UK Prime Minister) was the "mayor of some town) that the "town" in question is four times the size of Washington DC. And he ran it successfully, is not in the Epstein files and declared was on nobody.
For what I think are obvious reasons, I am glad that England emerged victorious last night but Norway is the country that brought a sense of fun, respect and dignity to a World Cup that the Presidents of the United States of America and of FIFA seemed determined to make it the subject of contempt.
I did not like much of Ann Widdecombe's politics However I will not lower myself to the level of those of whatever political stance who might choose to celebrate the death of a political opponent and I will not impair the prospect of Miss Widdecombe receiving proper justice by speculating about it
Cartoonists Are The Only Real Journalists Left In The USA.
@countbinface.bsky.social Where do I buy my "Bin There Done That" T shirt?
Show your support for Count Binface by wearing ORANGE Hi Vis.
The Official Monster Raving Loony Party makes more sense than Farage:
Breaking news If Farage announces that if he is suspended he will ask Infantino to get FIFA to overturn it.😂
@bbcmotd.bsky.social Alan Ball impressions from Harry Kane, there - but is that a good omen😂