@peth-toon.bsky.social

2nd album out soon. Proud Northumbrian. Used to live near John Brownlie.

Flags that a makem family have descended onto the resort: - telling everybody they are makems - hitting each other with the Caution Wet Floor sign - grandad who looks like a walking rectangle To be continued

Listening to ex-pros and managers on various podcasts. Lots of stories from the past where a player was told that he was being sold to another club so go pack up his stuff. Nowadays it seems to be that the player informs his current club that he’s agreed to a move so please pack up his gear.

How many “As exclusively revealed last week by me” messages will we see today by ITKers claiming insight into Bruno’s transfer…?

Quick poll (not that I have any followers so won’t get any responses 😂). Has anybody heard of Phoenix beer/lager? According to the can it is “World Famous”.

Does anybody know one of these (not-)ITKers? It would be fascinating to ask them directly why having 800 extra followers on Bluesky enriches their lives. The paid shills & the big boys (who probably do get actual leaks) I understand as they earn coin. But the others?

2 steps forward, 1 step back. 2 steps forward, 3 steps back. 1 step forward, 2 steps back. Etc. Just don’t get too close consistently to the super league 6. Good luck #nufc & #avfc in your slightly prevented quest

Interesting conversation with a PSG fan who works for me. He was at the game on Wednesday. His view is that our team was great but generally big and too slow (moving themselves & the ball). I did argue that Arsenal are going to win the league through corners but I get his point 😀 #nufc

In a Chinese takeaway. Chap taking my order spoke clearly with a hint of Geordie. He then answers the phone to an irate customer chasing his order & he switches to some almost indecipherable Chinese accented English 😂