'Took her home It was a Friday night I wore cologne She was a pizza pie We started making out & she chewed off my pants & then I turned on the TV & that's about the time she chomped away from me I thought we'd start our own PAC-family 300 points for the strawberry Ms. PAC-MAN again Ms. PAC-MAN again

Wario64@wario64.bsky.social · 3w ago

Blink-182 x Pac-Man collab announced for San Diego Comic-Con including a booth full of co-branded arcade cabinets and a claw machine with Pac-Man/blink-182 prizes Blink-182 x Pac-Man merch will be on sale www.restart.run/articles/pac...

'Took her home It was a Friday night I wore cologne She was a pizza pie We started making out & she chewed off my pants & then I turned on the TV & that's about the time she chomped away from me I thought we'd start our own PAC-family 300 points for the strawberry Ms. PAC-MAN again Ms. PAC-MAN again

Wario64@wario64.bsky.social · 3w ago

Blink-182 x Pac-Man collab announced for San Diego Comic-Con including a booth full of co-branded arcade cabinets and a claw machine with Pac-Man/blink-182 prizes Blink-182 x Pac-Man merch will be on sale www.restart.run/articles/pac...

I cannot overstate how big a deal Ultima was for gaming. It shaped the medium. It also shaped me.

Theo@theopriestley.net · 2mo ago

OMG Ultima might be coming back. tech.yahoo.com/gaming/artic...

According to Google AI, my wife is dead. RIP Angie. Honestly, I hadn't noticed your passing.

I am replaying The Guardian Legend yet again, and it's somehow even better than I remembered. I bought it new for 10 bucks at a toy outlet in 1990 or so, and it transformed what I thought games could be. Space Zelda Compile vertical shooter where RPG elements affect both modes?! Yes please.

I just found the source code to my original 1UP Text Adventure from 2009, the little homebrew game that got me my first gig in gaming freelancing at 1UP.com. Should I clean it up, recompile it, and put it online?

For those days Americans can't be bothered to travel to one of the twenty stores in their community that sells guns. You know those stores... next to the Payday Loans and over by where the rural hospital, nursing home, and car part factory used to be.

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 3mo ago

The U.S. Postal Service is considering allowing people to ship handguns through the mail for the first time in nearly 100 years

It's May the 4th, a good day to go all the way back to 1977 when a beautiful movie taught kids the proper response to entrenched fascism: get together with your friends and blow it all up with some proton torpedoes... and don't cry for dead Stormtroopers.

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I don't think enough Americans fathom the megaton-scale systemic racism SCOTUS just unleashed on the Republic. And worse, many of those who do get it are celebrating. So many people died to claw us out of Jim Crow. Turns out the bad old laws died on the books, but not in the hearts of White America.

The Supreme Court was a mistake.

Celebrating America's 250th birthday by applying for my Canadian permanent residency. 🇨🇦

Just everything is colossally stupid.

People say games and consoles are too expensive now but I say make a new Steel Battalion controller you cowards.

Some Jobs I Had (in order) Mowing lawns Calling Little League games Demolishing a house Warehouse worker Pharmacy employee Contract USPS station worker Computer lab guy IT technician Consultant Pastor TA Senior pastor Adjunct professor Japanese school teacher Freelancer Network engineer... 1/2

Exit 8 is a solid low budget horror movie.

I'm really just here to watch @duckvalentine.bsky.social play Zelda 2.

JD Vance is so incompetent that the highlight of his resume is being from Ohio.

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Aw man I really need to play Flower again.

I'm really enjoying beginning to make friends here in Canada. D&D group tomorrow! 🇨🇦

Me + a video game I love.

Jessica-Star ✨@sleepisfort.bsky.social · 4mo ago

me + a video game I love

Jesus died on the cross to save you from Sonic lore.

My wife just said "let's watch Robocop tonight" and I have never been more turned on.

My wife just said "let's watch Robocop tonight" and I have never been more turned on.

This is like the least-weird thing Trump ever did.

Attention everyone. I really like living in Canada. That is all. 🇨🇦

Having a Bible verse in your bio is the truck nuts of social media.

Having a Bible verse in your bio is the truck nuts of social media.

There exists a small but very real and growing possibility that Artemis II comes home to nothing.

The collective IQ in this room is the only thing in nature lower than 0° Kelvin.