just saw someone on twt say ‘omg show a phannie these artists and it would be like showing victorian children 😭’ and i shit you not it was beyonce, ariana grande and charli. have we lost the plot dan and phil please post. give me the strength.
dan and phil please do something your fans are saying alternative people can’t like taylor swift on twitter
can’t even watch new vid im still recovering from phil’s head this close to mine our brains could have airdropped
I would be pissed AF if they caught me girling out at McDonald’s
Culture Crave 🍿@culturecrave.co · 2y agoUnitedHealthcare CEO assassin suspect has been identified as Luigi Mangione • Was taken into custody this morning at a Pennsylvania McDonald • Found with a gun, silencer, four fake IDs and a manifesto targeting the health care system (via NY Post)
in an alternate universe we could’ve had this photo vs mclennon in the tumblr rpf tourney finale
⚞☆⚟@phanager.bsky.social · 2y agothey look like gay beetles
babes been staring at me like this for 15 minutes
⚞☆⚟@phanager.bsky.social · 2y agophil has the thousand yard stare trigger response of someone subjugated to 15 years of non stop yapping
phil has the thousand yard stare trigger response of someone subjugated to 15 years of non stop yapping
one time i complimented this girl on her dan and phil shirt, she said thanks and then i said, “i watch them all the time,” she went “wait who are they? i got this from a thrift i thought it was a vintage band shirt”…ah yes my favourite 80s rock band, ‘dan and phil’. she cropped it and everything 😭
dan and phil should be holding space for me in their house since i paid half their mortgage