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Phantomas

@phantomas99.bsky.social

Lewd artist now in Bluesky flavor. 25

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Phantomas @phantomas99.bsky.social · 3d ago

Halfling guy with milfs comm #nsfw #oc #art

Phantomas @phantomas99.bsky.social · 3d ago

Redhead lifeguard #nsfw #oc #art

Phantomas @phantomas99.bsky.social · 3d ago

Ayako x Ariane #nsfw #art

Phantomas @phantomas99.bsky.social · 3d ago

Pampering the kitsune #nsfw #oc #art

Phantomas @phantomas99.bsky.social · 3d ago

Drow/Drider OC commission #nsfw #art

Phantomas @phantomas99.bsky.social · 3d ago

Backrooms encounter #nsfw #art #the_backrooms

Phantomas @phantomas99.bsky.social · 3d ago

aasimar commission #art #nsfw

𝓙𝓾𝓲𝓬𝔂𝕯𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖓 @juicydemon.art · 6mo ago

Commission for @fuschia-phoenix.bsky.social

𝓙𝓾𝓲𝓬𝔂𝕯𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖓 @juicydemon.art · 6mo ago

Rachel knows some fun ways to stay youthful. Flat colour commission!

𝓙𝓾𝓲𝓬𝔂𝕯𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖓 @juicydemon.art · 6mo ago

Pancake Mardi Gras Rachel from last year!

𝓙𝓾𝓲𝓬𝔂𝕯𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖓 @juicydemon.art · 5mo ago

POV: Julie (Rachel's sister) and her weird friends invited you to hang out in the woods. Artistic freedom commission for @samtheham26.bsky.social

𝓙𝓾𝓲𝓬𝔂𝕯𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖓 @juicydemon.art · 4mo ago

The things Becky will do for a Greggs sausage roll. Greyscale commission for @dirtydepositoii.bsky.social

𝓙𝓾𝓲𝓬𝔂𝕯𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖓 @juicydemon.art · 4mo ago

Old Golden Week pic of Rachel!

𝓙𝓾𝓲𝓬𝔂𝕯𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖓 @juicydemon.art · 9mo ago

Rachel gradually losing clothes!

✦ 𝑴𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝑹𝒆𝒅 ✦@redpandawaifu.bsky.social · 3mo ago

HorniBaggs @hornibaguette.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Reminder Giri is 8'2ft tall (250cm)

🔞 stay away kids 🔞@oshadefiant.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Mer(-may) Oskar

Phantomas @phantomas99.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Korra commission #nsfw #art

Phantomas @phantomas99.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Cat with lemons. A recreation of painter Lesley Holmes' painting. #art #painting

Phantomas @phantomas99.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Not from me #oc #art #dungeonsanddragons

Phantomas @phantomas99.bsky.social · 4mo ago

OC Commission #nsfw #transformers #art

Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 7mo ago

[AI bubble bursts] billionaire tech bro: the stupid consumer did not understand it

3 panel comic

Panel 1:
Orange Guy standing at a stall with a sign that says “Shit Sandwich, £500”
Pink Guy walks up to the stall, Orange Guy gestures excitedly at the sign.

Panel 2:
Pink Guy continues walking past the Shit Sandwich stall. The Orange Guy looks dejected

Panel 3:
Orange Guy says “Wow. That guy can’t read”

The Irish Times@irishtimes.com · 7mo ago

AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns

Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 7mo ago

How To Spot An ICE Agent At A Gun Range

Cartoon

A Red Guy in shades and ear protectors is practicing at a shooting range. Along the wall in front of him are targets. They show the silhouette of a man’s upper body. However, the target the red guy is aiming at is hanging much lower than the rest, at roughly the height of a small child, and he is shooting from a kneeling position.

Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 7mo ago

AI TRAINING??? YES PLEASE!!!

3 panel comic

Panel 1:
Blue Guy sits at a desk with a laptop. Purple Guy is his teacher. He points to a spot on the laptop screen.
Purple Guy: “What’s this”

Panel 2:
Close up on screen. Purple Guy is pointing to a sentence that starts with “I think that…”
Blue Guy: “An original thought”

Panel 3:
Purple Guy hurls the laptop into Blue Guy’s face and screams “START AGAIN”

The Independent@the-independent.com · 7mo ago

Free AI training to be offered to every adult in the UK

Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 6mo ago

OpenAI Unveil “Final Slogan”

3 panel comic

Panel 1: Red Guy sitting at desk looking tired. His fingers are steepled and he is trying to focus on something in front of him. Empty Cans of Monster Energy clutter his desk

Panel 2: Red Guy says, “Will it work?”

Panel 3: Wider shot with a view of a whiteboard in front of Red Guy. There is a miserable unshaven Purple Guy standing next to the board. He says “It has to”

The whiteboard reads “OpenAi. If you don’t use it your mum will explode”

The Guardian@theguardian.com · 6mo ago

Countries that do not embrace AI could be ‘left behind’, says OpenAI’s George Osborne

Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 5mo ago

2 panel comic

Panel 1:
A Blue Person and a Red Person shaking hands. Both look very happy. Blue person says “We’ve taken all the gay out of our movie”. The Red Person replies “Thanks Pixar. Now I can tell my kids about gay people on my own terms”

Panel 2:
Kids’ bedroom, night. Two children sit on the floor. Red Person is wearing a hoodie and holding a torch under their chin like they’re telling a horror story. On the wall is a poster with a scary silhouette entitled “The Gays”.
Red Person: “THEY’LL COME FOR YOU IN THE NIGHT”

Cosmic Marvel@dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Pixar CCO Pete Docter says they removed gay elements from ‘ELIO’ after finding some parents didn’t want entertainment forcing conversations with their kids they weren’t ready for. “We’re making a movie, not hundreds of millions of dollars of therapy.” (via www.wsj.com/business/med...)

Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 5mo ago

what the fuck is going on in Sam Altman’s head

4 panel comic

Panel 1:
Weird AI Ghoul Sam Altman is being interviewed by a Purple Guy. They are both sitting on green chairs. Sam Altman says “We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water”

Panel 2:
Purple Guy says “Sorry, can I just-“ and he reaches over and cups Sam’s chin. There is a clicking sound.

Panel 3:
The entire front of Sam’s face flips up like the bonnet of a car. Purple Guy leans in for a closer look.

Panel 4:
We see the inside of Sam’s head. In the background Purple Guy peeks in. There is an empty white room. In the foreground we see a little mutant version of Mr Burns with HAL from 2001: A Space Odyssey sticking out of his head. It’s weird, trust me.

Leah McElrath@leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Upside down, by the ankles, and then treat him like a piñata.

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SAM ALTMAN: "We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter."
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 4mo ago

ICE edit

3 panel comic:

Panel 1:
A Purple Guy is rolling up his sleeve. He is about to PUNCH AN ICE AGENT. He says “Get ready for an ass kicking you ICE BITCH”
A yellow guy in the background notices the situation

Panel 2:
The Yellow Guy tries to break up the fight. He says “Um, Excuse me. Let’s resolve this with KINDNESS, shall we? What would JESUS do?”

Panel 3:
Jesus starts climbing down off his cloud and says “I’m coming down to hit that cunt myself”

Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 9mo ago

COMING SOON: AI + Guy™

6 Panel Comic

Panel 1:
A Purple Dude and a Green Dude in an electronics shop. The Purple Dude is holding a box containing a new laptop.
Purple Dude: You’re all set. Here’s your new AI laptop and your guy.
Green Dude: My what?

Panel 2:
A severe looking Red Dude in cap and shades has appeared behind Green Dude.
Purple Dude: Your guy. Every new AI laptop comes with a guy.

Panel 3:
Green Dude is back at home. We see him through the window working at his new laptop.

Panel 4:
Interior of kitchen. Green Dude continues to work at his laptop. The Red Dude is standing next to him.

Panel 5:
Close up of laptop screen. Green Dude is about to turn off the AI features.

Panel 6:
Red Dude produces a gun and presses it to Green Dude’s temple. He hisses: Don’t you fucking dare.

Karoline@karoline.bsky.social · 9mo ago

"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."

Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 8mo ago

this is the guy who wants an AI Dead Nan

4 panel comic

Panel 1:
Yellow Guy holding up a phone with a gross AI version of his grandmother on screen. He says, “My grandma didn’t die, she’s still alive on my phone!

Panel 2:
Yellow Guy holding up a phone with a gross AI version of his girlfriend on screen. He says, “My girlfriend didn’t dump me, we’re still together on my phone!”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy hugs his phone

Panel 4:
Yellow Guy suddenly looks at the reader and screams “NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO LEAVE ME”

The Independent@the-independent.com · 8mo ago

IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?