“oh i’m gonna pull an all nighter to fix my sleep schedule!” me the entire next day:
Phantom
@phantomcat.bsky.social
omg hi you like cats too? omg 20 - any pronouns
working at a thrift store is fun because people donate things like this
me having to remind the voices that i can’t put a lit match in my gas tank because i don’t have any matches
any other tummy enjoyers out there? like omg i think the tummy is the most attractive thing ever
Tell me about the time you did the thing and the thing happened yes please (i like hearing you talk and you’re very attractive)
of course i have the urge to wear the shortest shorts possible with a massive sweater as soon as it started to get cold outside.
can’t believe i have to go to work tomorrow instead of playing Lies of P all day (i’m addicted)
remember it’s not about being the best. or being successful. or being the most attractive. or being the smartest. or being on time always. or being a good friend. IT’S ABOUT THE METS BABYYY LOVE THE METS
my cat is stupid and dumb and stupid i love her i don’t want her to change
“have you ever had an original thought” no i haven’t because i don’t have thoughts :3
so guys who else here gets attached to fictional characters to the point they would totally die for them?
i’m not here to see posts about news or politics i’m here to see cats
my cat is so silly like what are you doing with your arms and why are you so stinky and stupid i love you so much
you ever just see that one fictional character from that one piece of media and and and *deep inhale* and and like omg they are me they are just like me that character is me i am them that is me i love them omg
honestly the only scary thing for me in October so far is that i have midterms :(
I can have the worst week of my life and still just touching a cat fixes all of my problems