β sonar -- if you do not mind me questioning . . . what is your ' beta cuck bullshit .α£ β
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β everything you do is memorable for me, sonar . ( π ) β
β really .α£ you are willing to purchase beverages for me .α£ β
β i wouldn't have doubted at all . ( π ) β
β ( < will be ECSTATIC upon receiving such . ) β
β huh . i suppose . . . it does feel like one of those small life victories . ( β» ) β
β a christmas miracle .α£ i do not see why a miracle would be the cause of my happiness . β
lemons. I'M BACK. I'M BACK!!! okay no more infection hey guys. i've been deadly sick, but i'm balling now. throwing the ball and it completely misses the hoop but it's okay because i'm phenomenal.
β that is not a somebody, that's a some people . β
Sonar@screechcoin.bsky.social Β· 9mo agoRobert, Waterboyβ¦
β i do not know . turbulent was the word i had decided to use, as it reflects how . . . i have no idea what is going on anymore . β
β‘.Β°β’ ESME HEADLEY γ HIATUS γ@eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social Β· 9mo agoYeah... that's the kicker, isn't it. Well, maybe I could help! What's going on?
β ' yes .α a slumber party where there is no actual slumber . despite the name .α ' β
πππππ πππ£ .α.α@dadbodmech.bsky.social Β· 9mo ago"Really? Sounds good to me then. We'll make it a slumber party!"
β if too much help falls upon one, they would not get better on their own, no .α£ just speaking about my troubles is more than enough to put some ease upon my weary me . β
ππππ.@yourfavoritegecko.bsky.social Β· 9mo agowhy not? it tears me up to see someone in such a slump. i like beinβ a help.
β all these issues cannot be solved simply because i wish for it to be solved . i must make it happen -- yet i do not know how to do such . β
β‘.Β°β’ ESME HEADLEY γ HIATUS γ@eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social Β· 9mo agoTurbulent how?
β i would like to implore that you do not . . . ( βΉοΈ ) β
ππππ.@yourfavoritegecko.bsky.social Β· 9mo agothey demoted you cuz yer depressed? that's so messed up!! these things are ... unavoidable sometimes. ( he stares off into space for a moment. ) i still wanna try and help.
β ( the kind gesture causes phenomaman to raise a brow . but he truly is too tired to utter a word . so he lowers his head once more . ) β
Clark Joseph Kent / Kal-El / Superman@steelclarkkent.bsky.social Β· 9mo agojust pats him off the back and passes him a small tub of Ben & Jerryβs
β it is because of my . . . current position . ( he is referring to himself . the sad, loathsome him . ) β
ππππ.@yourfavoritegecko.bsky.social Β· 9mo agodemoted--? ( leaning down a bit. ) why's that? ya seem like a capable enough fella at a first glance. and if ya don't have a hobby ... we can find ya one!
β i do not yet have a hobby . my one true calling has -- been a * ππͺπ¦ . . . my job had currently ' demoted me as i've been told . β
ππππ.@yourfavoritegecko.bsky.social Β· 9mo agothat happened to me too. i got into a bad slump with seemingly no cause or source. ( patting his head with his big-ass tail? ) ya just gotta sink into what makes ya happy. hobbies, job, what have you.
β i am certain that this is a violation of certain rules, is it not .α£ β
Sonar@screechcoin.bsky.social Β· 9mo agoThat is a great question. I meet it by, and this important, by people showing me their boobs.
β ' if you say such, i will believe you . ' ( β» ) β
πππππ πππ£ .α.α@dadbodmech.bsky.social Β· 9mo ago"Trust me, I'll be too focused on eating something to watch the actual movie, but you'll like it."
β then how does one meet this ' booby quota .α£ it is, indeed, beneficial to be performing tasks in high spirits . β
Sonar@screechcoin.bsky.social Β· 9mo agoJust saying, Iβd be way better at my job if my booby quota was being met.
