Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're really good at it. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a pig who knows karate? A pork chop. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What’s a cow’s favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What’s a cow’s favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What’s a shark’s favorite snack? Fish and ships. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What’s a dog’s favorite job? Bark-tender. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don’t skeletons ever fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a snake who works for the government? A civil serpant. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don’t lobsters share their food? They’re a little shellfish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a snowman with a carrot nose? A vegetable. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogey in it. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What’s brown and sticky? A stick. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why did the calendar go on a diet? It wanted to lose its extra dates. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a fish who loves to play basketball? A bass-ketball player. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why did the stadium get so hot? All the fans left. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room? The living room. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What’s a dog’s favorite job? Bark-tender. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer