A popular Bsky gay doesn't like popcorn and while I don't remember who it is, we should cancel them.
Just Phil
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Artists love to donate the proceeds from a song to a charity but we all know songs rarely make any real money from streaming.
I hope the AI bubble pops so that hard drive and RAM prices drop as a result. Few of us are retiring soon so another dotcom bubble bust can't be too bad considering the job market already sucks.
We call the best times & experiences "peak" with "downhill" meaning we're heading to worse times but going downhill in real life is easier than going uphill. All this to say: it's all downhill (or really uphill?) after a morning coffee poo.
If something explicitly takes up to 21 days yet they message for an update before the 22nd day, they should have to wait another 21 days.
I can't stand New Jersey style bagels because I want my bagel to be chewy. A bagel with a hard crust just seems wrong.
AI ads in the grocery store be like "Visit h t t p s colon backslash backslash w w w dot Safeway dot com backslash pharmacy dot h t m l for more information!"
The straight guy at the next table is explaining The Odyssey to his date. 🙄
Taxes are complicated but claiming someone took a loss "for the write-off" rarely makes sense. A write-off only reduces taxable income. It doesn't make expenses free. If you lose $100 to save $25 on taxes, you're still down $75. (there are exceptions but they are incredibly rare)
A doctor's office having barcode scanners like a grocery store will never not be funny to me.
Not a progressive org giving a trigger warning for the word "snake" during a risk management presentation 😭
Brunch is a scam and I will stand by this claim. Brunch entrees are typically marked up as much as 600% and drinks as much as 900%. It's cheaper and far more fun to host a brunch imo.
Why go see The Odyssey when you can watch Wishbone's Homer, Sweet Homer instead?
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"Can I call you" people are never quick to call. *taps watch*
To be fair, everyone already knew that Boy George was a loser.
Nothing humbles you faster than hitting post and immediately seeing someone else already made the exact same joke.
26 year old I met on Saturday is dating someone in their early fifties who looks like they're in their seventies. If the bf is lying and ends up being three times older instead of two times older, that's hilarious. Men are just too much tbh.
I don't hate jewelry on men; I hate that most men seem to pick ugly jewelry.
I hate that most solar installers seem to be high pressure scam companies. I refuse to use any company that does the whole 'sign today for x% discount!"
Just one of my knees is all scraped up like I've been sucking cock while proposing or some shit.
Of all organizers, white climate focused activists seem to be the most difficult to work with. Like please go throw some soup on a painting and leave me alone.
Me to auditors: Trust me bro. I wouldn't lie to you; I'm just lazy.
Amex: we see that you are physically in Egypt and NYC at the same, both transactions are approved!
A lot of expense management systems allow vendors to choose to get paid by check, direct deposit, or virtual credit card and a lot of vendor choose credit card for some reason. It's very weird they would choose the one option that costs them money to process.