Philarsopher
@philarsopher.bsky.social
Gold Member of the Premier League Champions. Philosophy lecturer. Sometimes the two things intersect. But mostly these are my unfiltered thoughts about Arsenal.
Travelling today, so fully expecting all the Vini news to drop.
Despite reports; Newcastle are yet to receive an official offer from Arsenal for Mathieu Debuchy.
Signing Bruno has a Sol feel to it, in that we don’t have to play against the bastard.
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Philarsopher@philarsopher.bsky.social · 2d agoPart of the confusion is what Newcastle consider a ‘formal offer’. Although the deal is agreed, Newcastle now require a ceremony in which pigeons carry in scrolls of parchment with increasingly large offers until a giant man bangs a gavel on the table.
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If Vini does renew, at least we can still get Mudryk…
If people think the Bruno transfer is dragging on, we first investigated signing him when Max Dowman was 9.
Given how much we’d be paying Vini per week, it’s not the worst thing if he trains at Real’s expense for a bit longer.
Anyone else think our next signing will be someone that isn’t Brazilian?
Newcastle-specific journalists when a team enquires over the availability of their player.
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Could I interest anyone in a Nobel Football World Cup?
I don’t get it. Why do Newcastle want us to bid for our own player?
“He was a great man,” say quite a lot of the worst men.
Part of the confusion is what Newcastle consider a ‘formal offer’. Although the deal is agreed, Newcastle now require a ceremony in which pigeons carry in scrolls of parchment with increasingly large offers until a giant man bangs a gavel on the table.
I hear Eddie Howe has personally rejected Arsenal’s first offer
Just saw someone summarising Liverpool’s current squad depth, and it’s not pretty.
Vini wants to stay with the big contract and signing fee. Real want Vini to stay without the fee. All I know about game theory is no one ends up with their first choice.
Arsenal getting closer to Bruno Guimaraes deal.
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Vini will get a good 6 months or so being the franchise player before Max gets the bigger contract.
Arsenal getting closer to Bruno Guimaraes deal.
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