Traveling around Spain. Third hotel in 3 days. It’s almost not making me horny anymore. …almost. #fcf

Eclipse ready!

Madrid hotel lighting with my forever travel buddy @ockham-after-dusk.bsky.social

Hola desde Madrid! 🇪🇸

Would it ruin my ~brand~ if I changed my Bluesky name to Dirk Diglett?

✈️ Plane tickets: Purchased ✌️OOO reply: Set 🍆 Cock: Fat #fcf

I don’t even know what day it is. Posting hog just to feel something #fatcocktuesday

Just holding on til the weekend #fcf

Feels like it’s been a minute since last #fursday

Think I can wear this to my meetings today? #fcf

Thanks again, @1hairyfucker.bsky.social 😈

I, for one, would prefer to not be murdered

No beach weekend is complete without an outdoor shower and a big floppy dick

#scs from the plane on Thursday

Beach weekend with the in-laws. But first, #fcf

I’m playing Persona 3 for the first time and I want to know everything about this cunty takoyaki mascot 🔫🐙🍸

I promise, iPhone, “but” is a word. I have never once wanted to type “b it.” I’m’a start calling it autoincorrect 😤

Did somebody day fuzzy belly and bush?

Why the hell not? Have an outtake from yesterday #scs

This reminds me: I gotta get to a nude beach this summer #fcf

Somebody had to make this

I spoke to Mitch McConnell for twenty minutes this morning. He said "I bind you, Nancy, from doing harm; harm against other people and harm against yourself. I bind you, Nancy, from doing harm; harm against other people and harm against yourself. I bind you, Nancy, from doing harm; harm against...”

Lee@justleeokay.bsky.social · last mo.

I spoke to Mitch McConnell for twenty minutes this morning. He said "Yes, I did it. I killed Yvette. I hated her so.. much it. it... the... it... the... flames... flames... flames... on the side of my face " Then there was 19 minutes of uncomfortable silence as he breathed and then, well, I hung up

Repost with a screenshot of your hidden album

I heard you wanted a hot dog real bad #fcf

Random lil dick pic 4 u

Its been 2 years since I joined Bluesky (and the light was good), so I threw a little party 🥳 I love that I’ve been able to meet some of you in person (and hopefully more in the future) Thanks for letting me post the same stupid picture over and over, y’all ✌️

Somebody told me that my dick heals broken hearts…but you and your husband can come over too 😉 #fcf

Doing #TowelTuesday to make sure you don’t forget about me

MAN, do white ladies love to walk in the exact center of an empty sidewalk!

And we made it to Friday and I’m off work! What should I do with my long weekend? #fcf