when you said christmas sleigh but the tree heard slay

“tell her we said knock knock then”

me after replacing the lightbulb by myself

the true queen of Christmas

lmaoooo "cuntburger" is absolutely phenomenal, added straight to my lexicon #allsfair

when you said christmas sleigh but the tree heard slay

fuck

it’s always the ones you least expect #CelebrityTraitors

queen

diva

wait, what?

me and my friend saying, "hey, who are we to judge" after spending 6 hours gossiping & talking shit

no x

this divaaaaaaa

this is about to revolutionise my living room

would like to announce that I too am definitely 6 foot 3. thank you.

we should change to this

lmfaooo. well done, residents of this street !

i’m sorry but “wannabe-bigtime, smalltime shit-talking, bothersome, irritating, immature motherfuckers” …is a spectacular burn, he read them to absolute FILTH 😭😭😂

we used to be a proper country

can’t believe i missed this

have I peaked?

could be us…

rare good news update

so this is the exact energy i bring to the club

enjoying some fresh air on my little mental health walk

this exact vibe, he’s already winning

still one of the greatest headlines of all time

Harry dressing like LGBT people in 2025

“in my slut era”