This morning, the D&D team and Magic's Studio X informed our leadership of our intent to unionize. We love the games we make and the work we do, and unionizing is how we protect that work. unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/dnd-stu...

We all have a heirarchy for our coffee mugs, right? Like, there's one mug that is always the first one you use when its clean. And like 3 that are only usable if every other one is dirty.

"People are strange When youre a stranger Faces look ugly When you're alone Women seem wicked One did a kickflip Wearing some fresh kicks She's rad to the bone" -The Doors

Anyway, check out this video of a Universes Within commander that I think has a unique and fun playstyle.

ACTUALLY Not That Edgar Markov from Reality Fracture as your Commander

YouTube video by Tulok The Cardbarian

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I often have to convince strangers I am sane by typing it in all caps and saying I am treated like Hitler.

Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞| Stingerquill Battlemage@minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 3d ago

And you do not think that is an issue? We are iviting in a bunch of people who do not carw about our game and will lieave in 6 months. And when you point it out the community is so soypilled and cucked they treat you, the SANE one, as if you were worse than shitler

Every TV show now is like "Well this episode was a little slow but the next one should be better" until the season ends.

Some people like when I have builds that make me annoyed. Some people like when I have builds that I like. Somehow, this one is both.

Secret Starting Class: Black Knight

YouTube video by Tulok & Mango

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I'm generally more pro-Universes Beyond than anti. But I get why people dont like it. I see a lot of Anti people who insist everyone is anti. You gotta know thats not true. UB sells well. If it didn't sell well they would have stopped. Its not a conspiracy to kill Magic and lose money. Like duh?

When I stream today, this is what I am listening to. So please listen to it now, and we'll talk about it when I stream

The Pod Universe@thepoduniverse.com · 5d ago

Five minutes to launch! www.youtube.com/watch?v=btuq...

Just remembered the Secretary of Health cut the penis off of a dead raccoon. And that becoming a known fact did not expel him from his position.

Save the date for our Oops! All DMs Charity Steam for St. Jude that kicks off our St. Boo'd Weekend! Join Dungeon Masters: @philistulok.bsky.social @clickclacksnac.bsky.social @dianaoftherose.com @adam5gms.bsky.social and @aramvartian.com as we go to camp! Oct 16 🔪 5 pm PDT

Got to make a Beast/Sphinx token in Magic the Gathering. "We asked 1000 boys and 1000 girls to solve my riddle, and what happened next was ABSOLUTELY INSANE! What has 1K likes in the morning, 100K likes in the day, and 10K likes at night??!?"

I am so tired of people hating the Wolverine game. Its been like 3 weeks, it was mid, sometimes games are mid. Play the X Men Origins game, its good. And you can probably YO HO HO it for free. Just stop posting about it, yikes.

The algorithm doesnt show you what you watch. It shows you a bunch of random stuff, and then remembers it showed you that stuff. Right now its like "hey we showed you a Buffy clip that you skipped, but now here's Buffy all the time". And I never see stuff that I am subscribed to.

"Our new toaster has AI to predict the best bread for your sandwich. You can connect your toaster to your phone with Bluetooth and have automatic toast prompts generated with one button, and a two-factor ID code login system. It can't make toast anymore though. We forgot how to do that."

Phil "The Tulok" Allen@philistulok.bsky.social · last wk.

Premeiere pro every time I open it: "Please fill out this survey so we can do better!" Me in the survey: "Please stop adding ai features that dont work, and let me export a fucking h.264 video"

Premeiere pro every time I open it: "Please fill out this survey so we can do better!" Me in the survey: "Please stop adding ai features that dont work, and let me export a fucking h.264 video"

Wake me when Dr. Jennifer Halsey (a character from the 2017 Mummy movie) shows up 😴😴😴😴

Phil "The Tulok" Allen@philistulok.bsky.social · 2w ago

Tom Cruise as Digger? 😴😴😴 Tom Cruise digging up Ahmanet in the Mummy? 😲😲😲

T Mobile does this cool thing where they put a notification on your phone, that doesnt clear until you open it. When you open it, its like "dude its BASEBALL SEASON! We're gonna install this gambling app onto your phone, ok?" And I have to say "no". And its like "ok we'll check again tomorrow"

This one is for everyone who remembers the evil hot blue lady from Avatar 3: Fire and Ash (which is the same subtitle this Kiora has, wow, coincidence???)

Jace Created an Avatar Universes Beyond Commander in Reality Fracture

YouTube video by Tulok The Cardbarian

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This ad is right in my Q zone

Abdul El-Sayed@abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 2w ago

Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.

I hate that there's a new movie about me! Its bringing me so much unwanted attention (because its in theaters right now.) I'm a private man (and theres an exclusive popcorn bucket of my head at AMC.) This movie (you can get a discount with offer code TAKEASEAT on Fandango) needs to be stopped!

This run uses some very fancy swords that make you FEEL like a badass.

Elden Ring Backhand Blades Build Tarnished Edition

YouTube video by Tulok & Mango

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I would like to apologize for this video. While looking at the block of 60+ legendary creatures on Scryfall, I failed to realize one of them was a reprint. Please watch the video, and ignore that one reprint. Do not tell me about it in the comments. Unless you want to.

Phil "The Tulok" Allen@philistulok.bsky.social · 2w ago

These videos always take so much extra work, so please go give it extra love. And also, you can fight me if I said your favorite new card is bad.

If someone asks you to engage in a thumbwar, remember its "5,6,7,8 try to keep your wrist straight." Too many people commit thumb war crimes with the wrist snap and snake.

These videos always take so much extra work, so please go give it extra love. And also, you can fight me if I said your favorite new card is bad.

Ranking EVERY Reality Fracture Commander

YouTube video by Tulok The Cardbarian

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Tom Cruise as Digger? 😴😴😴 Tom Cruise digging up Ahmanet in the Mummy? 😲😲😲

I'm sorry, was doing good things always an option? I've been told my whole life that the government cant do anything good. Best case scenario, they do bad things slowly, but most of the time they do bad things quickly. But it kinda seems like good things might have always been possible? Wtf?

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@mayor.nyc.gov · 2w ago

DoorDash has ripped off more than 260,000 NYC delivery workers. We’re making them pay $131.5 million — the largest worker settlement in City history. This is New York, where hard work pays and greed will cost you.

Sick on the couch, so i'm binging the Purge movies. Honestly, good call to set Purge day in late March. If it was in June, id be like "ugh, its like a hundred degrees out, I don't even feel like doing a murder."

Big samurai sword pretty good. Check out video about big samurai sword

Elden Ring Secret Starting Class - The Reeds Great Katana

YouTube video by Tulok & Mango

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Watched Pagemaster for the first time in like 20 years. Pretty sure those books are poly, and good for them.