My pronouns are she/her because I’ll never be Him

clown ejaculate finger painting@estrogenburger.bsky.social · 4d ago

the worst part about fighting games is we'll never get a cooler character than this tbh

me, mid pull, internally: what if we get get stuck on BPOG for weeks what if this causes the static to hate each other what if we break up- My static: *clears BPOG in the cleanest pull we've ever done and gets 2 mechs into alexander prime blind Me: oh nvmd

That’s a funny way of saying “used Marco Rubio as live bait”

The New York Times@nytimes.com · 2d ago

President Trump boarded Air Force One on July 8 as a ruse. He waved to the cameras and disappeared inside. Then he secretly exited the aircraft, hidden inside a catering container. It was an extraordinary subterfuge, aimed at protecting a president who has been in Iran’s cross hairs for years.

my fav joke in m11s used to be making kissy noises during meteorrain whenever i baited my rock and got slapped with cosmic kiss but lately i've been fond of saying "look, he's literally nice" when he gives a favourable pattern for weapons that doesnt require half the party to sprint to scythe clocks

he's prob not at the summer event but i'm gonna bring back my stupid beach bar tyrant doodle anyway happy moonfire faire everyone

kyo@philosophikyo.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Guy who is tormenting me in PF right now…. take a vacation my guy….

asshole who vomited ON the vacuum cleaner.. you haven't defeated the machine wise guy... it Will make horrid noises and roam the apartment on Saturday AS PER THE SCHEDULE

Sea horses hanging out with a garden eel

pepe's filipino restaurant 😭😭😭 i miss you we still talk about ur bbq 😭😭😭

Chloe N. Clark@pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · last yr.

I don't want to hear about your lost loves, tell me about the restaurant food that haunts you because you'll never be able to taste it again

probably one of the funniest tiktoks of all time

温度差兄弟

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good luck, leda #fefw #fireemblemfortunesweave

friend: are you.. are you doing demiatma a THIRD time??? me: man i was just doing fates bc i needed to kill time while waiting in PF for my tyrant alt car dealership merc party to fill and then i figured i might as well get something for it so i went to talk to gerolt so yeah i did this to myself

i love chiikawa why did he go outside in the dark bc he heard sby singing and went to investigate only to lose a staring/no laughing contest with a weird elephant and then got cursed with nightmares FOREVER

7 HOURS IN PF TO GET THIS ON THE ALT. THE STATE OF PF IS DIRE FOR M12S MY DUDES. i should have made this alt months ago while the tier was still semi-active ahhh

✦ Futures Rewritten ✦ This piece was for the ffxiv tarot stamp rally held by @/circuitrin 💙 #FFXIV #FF14

remembering the diva i saw driving a white dodge ram with prominent cutesy hello kitty decals... i usually hate seeing pickup trucks on the road bc but i'll make an exception for u queen

This might be an unpopular opinion but what this baby seal is doing is very special to me, personally.

as much as i love m11s in its entirety my fav mechanic is actually idyllic dream from m12s p2 because the coordinated insanity of 3 mechs on 3 physical planes going off at the same time has a certain je ne sais quoi and when ur team of 8 clowns gets it right perfectly just *chef's kiss* magnifique

rory 🐈🐎🐟@mooncatte.bsky.social · last wk.

hello #wolqotd ( #wolquestion ) nation i have a question for the players: most of us have a favorite fight in the game of some sort, whether it's a raid or a dungeon or a trial. but do you have a favorite *mechanic*? a small slice of a fight that you adore for any reason?

me re: this weird ass hysterectomy specimen i grossly examined 2 weeks ago (thought i did a colossally terrible job but turns out the specimen was just Really Messed Up And Weird so Im Not a Failure Actually)

repeatedly going into m11s PFs on my tyrant alt is possibly the funniest thing i've been doing the last 3 days because it always provokes a reaction from the party like "wait hold up ur also the tyrant" yeah lol i sure am

*throws another wip on the pile

Dungeon: Meso Terminal bc my sicko friends make the 2nd boss fight a contest and it's funny Trial (normal): necron Trial (Ex): doomtrain Raid (normal): m7n brute abominator (i love sprout killer duties) Raid (savage): m11s the tyrant (progging this was so Impactful my WoL has an npc BF now lol)

Rhea@ladyrheanon.bsky.social · 2w ago

#wolqotd #ffxivqotd What's your favorite dungeon/trial/raid from Dawntrail?

Crying bc my static is so nice to me......... doing m2s/m3s on static night for funsies (twice EACH because im a stoopid IDIOTD who opened my coffers on the WRONG CLASS) so i can achieve Tyrant identity fraud........... i dont deserve..... themmmmm

me making a tyrant alt account in ffxiv

Kitti 🎀 CEO of Angel's Blobfish Hyperfixation 🩷💜💙/🖤🩶🤍💜@kittileecreates.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Me fr

new cat tree is going well

I’m wheezing smittenkitchen.com/2026/07/spag...

#caturday #cats