Why does my kindle smell nature made vitamin capsules
Phil is telling you to drink water
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23 He/Him/They/Them 📍RI Queer/Demi/Ace Unfortunately a Scorpio Probably drinking tea Free 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 🎶🚘🌲🌈
Girl CVS lost one of my medications
I have the strong urge to scream
I will cuddle you, and that is a threat
I’ll pay anything for a new spine
Phil’s sex drive will return in Avengers: Doomsday
Jsut had some fried dumplings so I’m completely healed of all my problems
Siri jsut announced a crazy back to back to back series of texts from three different people 😭 The first went “whatever works for you” the second “about to have diarrhea in goodwill” then “Having a scorpion bowl”
My station on Apple Music is giving acoustic August vibes
Proud of everyone for making it through the year so far 🫶 Wishing you all an amazing August 😘
Take my phone away from me what do you mean I jsut texted someone “it was a wizard typo”
When you’re best friend reminds you that you washed their feet one time because they were too high to o wash the sand off their foot 😮💨
When the skeet is so unfunny you cringe when you’re typing it
Another day another spam call meant for my father about selling his house smh
Reason one million why I’ll be childless: a kid on the sidewalk flipped their pinkie finger at me while I was driving
Samara Weaving might be Emma Frost…. Oh she’s gonna eat that role up
Time off approved!!! Got myself a mini vacation in two weeks 🙂↕️🙂↕️
Good morning beautiful people! Hope yall have an amazing day 😘
Thank for liking my skeet, next time send me money
Jsut texted “you’re getting shartbucks?” to my sister I laughed too hard at that typo