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Contact me by the end of the day about the Sept Specìal to qualify! Might take a week or so for me to respond to everyone in my inbox right now Thank you for your patience 💞

During my move I had a 3 day migraine so bad I couldn’t even keep down water very rock n roll

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Thank you for all the beautiful gifts!! 💞 My enchanting incall is ALMOST ready but there are still plenty of goodies eager to join the party 🥳 bit. ly/casa-de-azul 🎁

Here’s my sweaty butt…give it $$$ vẽnmõ: phoenixazulhtx 🥰🙏🍑💦

My studio is almost ready to go! 🥳 if someone wanted to gift me the mattress, coffee table, and/or dresser on my wishlist I would feel very very loved 🥰 http://bit.ly/casa-de-azul (ai-generated content!!!)

I just found an intact male stray hanging out with my new neighbor's dog, who's always over at my place and probably not fixed 😭 I put her in my yard tonight but idk what to do tomorrow. I promised I’d stop rescuing, but I can’t let this dude go around knocking up every bitch in the hood! 😩

Man fuck this 3 day weekend I’m trying to get quotes for transplanting some trees and a sprinkler install!!! Fuck colonization too 🖕

Wearing my birthday suit all month long 🥳

Do you like working girls?

we rule the world ☂

enjoy the ambiance

Every powerful woman needs a loyal sidekick.

Landscaping, painting, insulating, flooring, tree-trimming, security system, fencing- I’m stimulating the local economy like a good ol’ magic wand this week.

Guess my shoe size

Legs that hug like vines

Much more of a rebel than a saint

How it looks when asked to dress in all black. Did you forget? I call the shots ;)

Planned on cleaning my war zone of a kitchen today but god in all his heavenly wisdom saw fit to give me a migraine instead

Mutualism at it's finest

The truth is that I’m just at a stage in my life where I enjoy getting my ass licked more than my pussy

World Cup tickets or me?

Beautiful solid live edge coffee table or practical particleboard storage coffee table?

Officially a home owner. Thank you!

Someone got me the focal piece for my new incall this weekend!! This teal sofa will anchor the decadent jewel tone mid-century modern aesthetic perfectly. I can’t wait to snuggle up on it and share sweet kisses with my beloveds! More wishes: bit.ly/casa-de-azul

I’m closing on my new house on the 16th!!! 🥳 Thank you to everyone who helped me get here!! 🤗❤️ Out of all my projects, I’m most excited about decorating my new private incall 😍🤤 Everything in this mock-up is on my wishlist if you’d like to help me bring it to life 🥰🙏 http://bit.ly/casa-de-azul

We are not the same 🐶💯

I just learned how to use the search bar on my Mac after 16yrs. We are not the same.