PhotonicGnostic
@photonicgnostic.bsky.social
《technomancer》 《library sysadmin》
Someone should make an indie game Corporate Merger Dragons. The dragons are the villains and you unmerge resources to redistribute wealth.
It happened. I'm copying files with robocopy and daughter asks: "Are you hacking?"
The administration finally has a plan to address global warming: Global nuclear winter
My vendor support tickets as RPG characters are blinged out and swol, epic level. One has defeated a lead engineer and now faces a dev team. Another is hacking it's way through a NOC team after slaying support engineering and subduing customer relations.
Sunday morning. Daughter is playing #Rammstein on a kazoo.
As a white man, sometimes I forget that plain-and-unassuming-looking Indian food is, in fact, white people spicy.
I'm going to scan some old family slides today! ... ... ... I'm going to learn how to fix a film scanner today! #nikon
New "gaming" mouse got a case of the double clicks. Back to Old Reliable, the 20 year old battle-scarred veteran.
Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna be fooled again!
So proud of my 4yo for belting out the refrain to The Future Is A Foreign Land. #metalsky #thebandghost
There's sweaty, and there's 934MB firmware update sweaty.
I'm in the big leagues now! A little software project of mine is on a library software vendor's list of integrations. Right under Wikipedia. 😎 #library #opensource
Goodbye #Threads. You were always worthless, now you're fascist.
I was given a box of slides to digitize. The slides are from a trip to Israel in the 70s. The box originally held ammunition. I don't think the irony was intended.
When you find out the pentesters broke your environment 🤬
a black and white drawing of a cat with blood coming out of it
ALT: a black and white drawing of a cat with blood coming out of it
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Distance in upstate NY can be approximated by the number of Stewart's you pass by. Just got back from a trip 7 Stewart's long.
Kiddo wants to learn to play the Pokémon card game. OK, let's look for a couple of starter decks. Local game shop doesn't carry them. What? Official online store is sold out. Of everything. How? Answer: Greedy nerds ruin it for people who just want to have fun. *flips game table*
Who had Kid Rock dissing the flag in the Oval Office on their bingo card?
