Thinking about a cigarette right now
Dart has nuthin' to say here (he/they)🔞🐦⬛🏳️🌈
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Queer I’m probably going to say something I shouldn’t Disaster encoded Seattle-Capitol Hill Kinda hillbilly, definitely homo Official Dog Dad Account
Online rental bitching about the shape of a unit until I offered to refund the rental? I don't understand. If it was so awful you had to be mean, until then.
Why yes is this Appalachian punk music with Latin and columbian influences being sung by a sexy queer god who's a former music pastor and started a Christian band before coming out. No idea why it speaks to me in visceral ways Yes, this is also the guy I wanna see in September
Ask me: I have Bible Tea. Rehoboam said his little finger is bigger than his dad's (Solomon) dick. 666 isn't the "Mark of the Beast," 616 is. The combined temple insense would be a hallucinogen The koine Greek is really awful grammatically.
I'm just saying, you should check that centurion's "favored" servant.
Watching 'The Thing' again. MacReady was infected. George was licked in the face and mouth by the dog. He was then shot. Mac gave him his whiskey and he slugged back a drink. Mac later drinks from the bottle in his shed. Just one cell
Of course women and little girls were possessed, how else would the pedophile get away with it?
Nine "Circles" in Hell? Who the heaven is your contractor? You could have halved your costs while optimizing torture space by going with hexagons. Traitors in their own section? Fuck, no. Pedos go there. Possessing little girls? No, you're going after old fucks.
Covid affects one's sense of smell and I'll bet money he isn't vaccinated.
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 23h agoOh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
Ever notice natural disasters are because of abortion and gay marriage and never racism or corruption.
Going to the North Pole by foot would be a nightmare. Imagine walking 10km, but because the ice pack drifted you only made it -2km.
Someone loves the heating pad
I'm so horny I went from flaccid to raging just because I walked by a cute guy. I'm even back to my jizzy self before SSRIs.
OMG!! I used to tell folks about the apocryphal story that a dr would shove a tongue depressor into your throat during a draft exam. If you didn't gag you were deferred for being a homosexual. Then I'd mention later I didn't have one.
Let's try a cotton swab Because those things gag me every time.
Mediaite@mediaite.com · 2d ago‘I Will Literally Eat Anything’: RFK Jr. Touts His Nonexistent ‘Gag Reflex’
New Mort advantage just dropped. I no longer have to passively aggressively make people leave from talking in front of my window. They get barked at. I am good with this He's allowed to defend his space
Living with a dog means that 90% of your day is watching one or the other of you poop and wondering what's in your mouth
401Ks are how the government keeps the middle class from doing anything about the stock market's purpose being to move money upward
It's less low T soldiers and more Roid Rage Warriors. That's the goal
Dreamt last week about an old childhood friend and old childhood bullies. No idea why, and the bullies were the highlight. Just realized why, a podcast advertisement has the host's last name as the bullies. 😑 Thank you brain for reviving those memories. Didn't know they were still hanging around
"If they've shenaned once they'll shenanigan"
Now that I named my nemesis, expect more shenanigans
Dart has nuthin' to say here (he/they)🔞🐦⬛🏳️🌈@phundart.bsky.social · 2d agoMy name is the sexiest on the planet with just its letters. If you're a gay man anyway. My opposite would be Bootysea McHole.
My name is the sexiest on the planet with just its letters. If you're a gay man anyway. My opposite would be Bootysea McHole.
Mark@markneefuzz.bsky.social · 2d agoI’d say this was nonsense but it works I like the results for Mark. 😜
