PhunkyPunk Ⓐ
@phunkypunk.bsky.social
Partly fossilised & anti-fascist carbon based bipedal enjoyer of your earths atmospheric gases. (He/Him/Oi!) Sometimes I ingest your planets vegetation, but I don't like to brag about it. I say FUCK, a lot. Antifa until I die. UK
Well, that can't be good... www.rawstory.com/uss-abraham-...
'Ripe for accidents': Families fume at Trump as ship doctor warns sailors may go insane
Families of sailors and Marines aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln are raising urgent concerns about deteriorating conditions on the aircraft carrier, which has now spent nine months at sea and five conse...
rawstory.com
I heard that they all got bored with watching humans doing boring things, so they collectively decided to self atomise, leaving no trace behind.
The American media's addiction to increasingly insane hyperbole is just embarrassing at this point. What if trump was attacked by a pride of furiously anti fascist lions and dismembered? How could that event be described when "Ripped apart" has already been misused? newrepublic.com/post/213980/...
Judges Rip Trump Apart 75 Times for Violating First Amendment
Trump’s second term has been marked by judge after judge ruling against him on free speech.
newrepublic.com
Serious question for insane American gun fanatics: When you constantly fail to get an erection, do you shoot your wife in the vag with a gun?
Portugal... Famous for not being as hot as Spain. >Facepalm<
The fire is an efficient waste disposal feature. Not a bug. Not a design failure. Not a manufacturing error. Not a safety hazard. A workplace efficiency feature. (Extra 'scorch eliminators' sold separately.)
Well, this is guaranteed to make the multiple personality disorders in charge of Israel squeak like angry kittens, isn't it? Good. Fukkem, the murderous bastards. www.middleeastmonitor.com/20260804-ant...
Anti-Zionism is not anti-Semitism, UK appeal tribunal confirms in landmark ruling
The UK Employment Appeal Tribunal (EAT) has upheld a landmark ruling that anti-Zionism is not anti-Semitism and constitutes a protected philosophical belief under the Equality Act 2010. The judgmen…
middleeastmonitor.com
The childish American administrative incompetence reaches new depths of stupidity, ignorance and depravity. Consequences expected to arrive... unexpectedly. futurism.com/science-ener...
It Appears That the US Military Accidentally Killed Everybody on Board a Civilian Medevac Flight in New Mexico
A days-long electronic warfare drill was one of the causes behind the loss of a four-passenger medevac flight.
futurism.com
A close examination of capitalism reveals that at its heart there is nothing but lies, deception and delusion.
We could've been part of this, but gullible gutlords and their brexit bullshit means that we aren't. nltimes.nl/2026/08/03/n...
New law forces manufacturers to fix broken appliances even after warranty expires
Consumers can now demand repairs on electronic devices long after the legal warranty expires under a European Union directive that took effect Sunday, according to NU.nl. Manufacturers must keep spare...
nltimes.nl
"Could". I'll believe it when I see it happen, until then I'll continue waiting for America to finally grow some bollocks. www.ibtimes.co.uk/senate-democ...
Landmark Legislation Could Let Americans Sue Trump Family Over Corruption and Claim Massive Cash Rewards
Senate Democrats' latest bill aims to create an independent federal agency to combat executive branch corruption, allowing citizens to sue for recovery of funds obtained through corruption.
ibtimes.co.uk
Titter ye not... Okay, that's funny... Titter ye some, but don't go overboard, m'kay?
Hmm, could this be because banksters are complicit in all of Epsteins crimes and probably participated as well? *Strokes chin* newrepublic.com/post/213927/...
60 Minutes Ended Story About Epstein’s Shady Bank Transactions
Senator Ron Wyden sat for an interview with correspondent Sharyn Alfonsi about Jeffrey Epstein’s bank transactions. Alfonsi was fired for other reasons shortly after, and the story never aired.
newrepublic.com
I might overblock and need resuscitation.
Neo Blocks Agent Smith in The Matrix
ALT: Neo Blocks Agent Smith in The Matrix
static.klipy.com
He didn't teach me HTML, I was already there - but wherever he is, I hope he's having a great day.
I'm having some difficulty with figuring out which one is Mr Drugs...
I don't drink alcohol, haven't done for nearly ten years at this point, but this fella surely has a point about wine in a can: www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4hR...
Marcel Lucont - poem - Wine In A Can
YouTube video by Marcel Lucont
youtube.com
Hmm, let me pause for reflection for a second... Who do we know who has business interests in Scotland, is famously anti windmills and has an addiction to using AI to create incessant deluges of bullshit? I don't think we need Mrs Marple to figure this one out... www.theferret.scot/ai-ban-email...
AI flooded the Scottish Government with wind farm objections. So they stopped accepting emails
The Scottish Government says the move was needed to tackle the "burden" caused by the growth in AI-assisted objections to energy projects. Critics say it is a way to mute public opposition.
theferret.scot
Every little bit of tax paid helps the whole of society, but Parasite Kenneth here doesn't think he should have to pay his way the way the rest of us do... That's because he's a selfish, small minded cunt.
War! What is it good for? Increased fossil fuel profits and hastening us all towards the end of the Anthropocene by exacerbating now inevitable climate collapse. www.theguardian.com/business/202...
BP profits more than double as Iran war sends oil prices soaring
Energy company’s $5.73bn quarterly profits come after Shell posted second highest quarterly earnings on record
theguardian.com
