At this point in the story, Ted’s positive attitude and heart-warming antics have taught the audience that it’s important to be yourself, and now we’re building on that by introducing basic geometric shapes,” said Jason Sudeikis

New ‘Ted Lasso’ Season Aims To Teach Viewers About Shapes, Colors

NEW YORK—Claiming that fans would love clapping and dancing along with their favorite characters,Ted Lasso star Jason Sudeikis confirmed that the show’s fourth season, which begins Wednesday, would te...

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Phallus-Fart Birth

Grim Mandingo

It’s obviously this

Jehnny Beth - Look At Me (Official) ft. Mike Patton

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Stereogum@stereogum.com · 12h ago

Less than 24 hours left to vote in our annual Song Of The Summer poll

Olive Garden- When you’re here, you’re family. But if you step out that door, you’re dead to us, you hear me??

Why call them “bootleg scents” when you could call them “phony cologny”

i think that everyone should know about the ways this government is trying to criminalize dissent and protest -- not because it should scare us into inaction, but because understanding how it works is how we stop it from working. wrote about it for @thenation: www.thenation.com/article/poli...

The Chilling Trump Order Threatening All Americans

Why National Security Presidential Memorandum-7 is so important.

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I made a mushroom, onion & cheese pizza on tomato focaccia and it’s the best thing I’ve ever eaten, omggg

Basking Mango

We’re taking Mango home on Friday and I have yet to say anything to my parents about it because, despite being a veteran who has solo traveled in all but one continent, a 45yo widower after an 11-year marriage (2 of which was round the clock caregiving w/o help), top operator after a year at my job-

This whole show makes me laugh like every time I come across it because it’s the most “how do you do, fellow kids” thing I’ve ever seen every time

Make It Make Sense@themimsshow.bsky.social · yesterday

Mamdani’s grocery delusion

New QA guy at work asked how old I was today and when I told him his jaw dropped and he said “wowww, I never would’ve guessed- you’re aging incredibly well!”, so that was nice

Jumpscared! By the Trivago Guy’s Veneers

(Whispering to date) that’s amore

It’s in the exact same place I left it lol

melting phoenix.@phxomg.bsky.social · 2d ago

Check out this moth I saw on my way out the door today

Looking more and more like Max Miller is gonna get beat by a real Poindexter

Mango!

Check out this moth I saw on my way out the door today

It’s really happening! I paid the fee to put Mango on hold this morning!

Armie Hammer trying to stage a secret comeback as “Navy Screwdriver”

If there’s any one musician’s family I can stand to never have to endlessly hear the opinions and empty noise of-

The Mosh Network 🤘🏼@themosh.net · 2d ago

Kelly Osbourne Goes Off In Cryptic Posts After Sid Wilson's Reported Slipknot Firing: "Can I Have My Dogs Back And Maybe Some Child Support?" themosh.net/kelly-osbour...

I bet being the kind of dude who makes their beard their whole personality is so freeing

Coming up next, Richard Roeper’s top movies of the week! Stay tuned for- Dick’s Picks!

Garamblington, Colorado

Gonna be real with you, I was specifically *not* waiting for more Super Troopers

We’re officially approved to get Mango!

Eh; I’m kinda just waiting for the SCP one at this point

FANGORIA@fangoria.bsky.social · 3d ago

The V/H/S franchise is cranking up the volume for its ninth installment, with Ernest Dickerson, RZA, Flying Lotus, and more taking the found-footage reins.

They’re not open today, but I officially left a message at the shelter and threw my hat in the ring for Mango! We’re probably going to wait till Friday or Saturday to finalize it so that way she has the weekend to get acclimated to us and the apartment before we have to be at work most of the day