If this isn't already the name of a bear event someone needs to get on that right away

When Pink sings "you're not broken, just bent" I really feel seen. Yes, Pink, I am just bent 😌

Can I breed you?

Arrived in a waiting room and there was just one other person in there. I see the guide dog at his feet. What do I do next? Give him a friendly smile and a nod 🤦 I'm going to be reliving this interaction for a while 😅 In my defence, I was distracted because he was very hot

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I do love a glorious mess 🤭

"On this day" Google Photos recaps really make me sad some days 😔

Look at the abuse I get from @capitaloftexas.bsky.social 😭

We can easily find out why Boy George identifies with Israel.

Cutest piece of junk I ever did see! Millennium Falcon design by Luke_Bricks82 on Rebrickable using the Lego Magical Unicorn set

I have been murdered

The lighting isn't amazing, but it would be rude not to make use of the changing room

*looks around at the world* Go on then, list them

This feels like a very niche fursona category

Bye Starmer you sucked just as much as I expected

I'm not even sure who I should be apologising to for this??

Ewan@piandcake.bsky.social · 4w ago

Tonight I would also like to extend my apologise to Mexico

Look how cute these mugs are ☺️

Them (flicking through a magazine): Stanley Tucci was in a carriage at Ascot Me: well yeah, he's the people's princess Them: 🤔😒

Bonne fête nationale! 🇨🇵 Thinking back to the year I was in France on Bastille day and some dreamy firemen gave me champagne 😌

Google Photos reminding me of this gem I made and sent to @arieskadmon.bsky.social whilst tipsy

Conversations with @capitaloftexas.bsky.social Austin: You're older than me. Hi daddy Me: 😒 Go clean your room Austin: is that a euphemism for douching? Me: 😒

I fail to see the problem?

Tonight I would also like to extend my apologise to Mexico

Ewan@piandcake.bsky.social · last mo.

I would like to formally apologise to my Canadian friends for these

Just know this is the only place I phone from

I amuse myself (conversation with the bf)

I'm a menace 😌

The way I thought Taylor and Travis had done a collaboration with AT&T 💀🙈

"you can caulk my wagon anytime" the bf whilst playing The Oregon Trail

The only occasion I'm delighted to see a politician has sold out!

Zack Polanski@zackpolanski.bsky.social · last mo.

We are now sold out! But you can check the podcast online afterwards - along with all our episodes - @boldpolitics.bsky.social 💚

I would like to formally apologise to my Canadian friends for these