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Tawny Kitten and Tabby Kitain trying out for the next Whitesnake video...
AMERICA! Where the president's approval rating is lower than the number of felonies he's been convicted for.
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ALT: USA Flag with Glowing Eagle
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Like you haven't farted on everything you own already...
DaddyJew@daddyjew.bsky.social · 4mo agoIf I ever bequeath anything to anyone, I’m definitely farting on it first
If adult male My Little Pony fans are called Bronies, are adult male Barbie fans called Marbies? Or are they stuck with Kens? Deep thoughts from PickleRick.
The problem is that the booby traps you prepare for as a kid are not the booby traps you run into as an adult. Except for that river of lava under my house....
DaddyJew@daddyjew.bsky.social · 2mo agoreally thought i was gonna have to avoid more booby traps by this stage of my life
I wonder how many natural resources I just used to make a 3D version of a pic of my dog with AI that looks the same as the original? Murica...
Interviewer: list 5 words that describe your character. Me: what time can I pajama?
DaddyJew@daddyjew.bsky.social · last mo.Interviewer: list five words that describe your character Me: what in the actual fuck
My body is a Temple. Its ancient, cracked, crumbling, and probably cursed.
Lolol. Houston Dynamo now sponsored by dude wipes. On their asses. I can officially call them the shit rags now.
You know you're a hard core dog owner if your living room furniture is designed around the color of shedding.
Lololol. "Cheated on my wife.... whaaaaaaaaaat?. Look at this dog...."
Given how everything Trump touches dies, I wouldn't want to fly into an airport named after him.
Question: Does The Purge in England begin immediately, or is there like a 30 minute grace period for soccer fans to arm up?
Tuchel was like "wait, we're England, lets take a midfielder out way too early and fuck this all up."