Exsqueeze me, I’m saying this very quietly so my mummy doesn’t hear & feel guilty, but she forgot to feed me this morning, so if by any chance you have a small kipper or some vegan cheese in your pocket could you slip it to me without her seeing? #HelpAStarvingPickleOut
I’m wedged between these two cushions and I don’t think I can get out. Please call a hambulance. Ask them to bring snacks
Of course I didn’t eat your plant! How could you accuse me of such a crime?? 😿 Whaddya mean you set up a camera in here??? Aaaagh! It’s AI!!! #FreePickle
I’m a tubby tabby with one tortoiseshell leg and a ginger nose. I must be some kind of Frankencat 😿
If you need me I’ll be sitting in front of the cushion that most enhances my beautiful green eyes.
Hump day tomorrow. Another week of snoozing, snacking and snuggling to get through somehow.
It’s still 3 minutes till lunch so I’m having a chair appetiser
I’m pretending I’m camping except I’ve brought the rug and the underfloor heating with me. And the coffee table. And my house.
I’ve made myself sad thinking about all the cats who still haven’t found their mummies & daddies, so I’ve decided to stay in bed. If you want to donate something this Christmas maybe look up your local kitty rescue
People are always asking to hear my beautiful singing voice so here’s a Christmas Carol! #SoundUp
🎼Ding Dong, Pickle is on high!!! I’m helping put the Christmas tree up!!!
Exsqueeze me, do you happen to have a spare Dreamie or 10 about your person? I seem to have mislaid mine. My mummy says it’s fine. Don’t check with her, she’s busy!!
I’ve only just had my lunch!! It was 25 minutes late because my mummy and daddy were ‘out’! Look at me wasting away! There will be an official inquiry!
Good morning everybodys! It seems an awfully long time since breakfast (46 minutes). Now the countdown to lunch!
