Tessera

… Hah, now, ma’am, that’s not… Never mind. Yes’m.

Awww, c’mon, jewels. You know me. Puttin’ spiders outside and cryin’ at romcoms or whatever. I’m a delicate flower and whatnot. My poor heart can’t take the teasin’. Why, I’ll just drop dead where I stand.

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Yeah, I— (Full body freeze for just a moment.) …. Uh. Whuh? Oh. OH— Oh, come on, now! That there’s a dirty trick t’pull on a sensitive soul like me, y’know?

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Buh-HAW— SNRRRRRRK— Ohhhhh lord have mercy, ehah— Yeah, yeah, that’s— WHEW. Shoot, that’s good. Holy cow. Oh, city boy…

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(BARKING A LAUGH—) Oh, lord— Naw, say it again. C’mon. Say it one more time for me. Holy heck, that’s funny.

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I forget y’all fleshy folks gotta worry ‘bout that still. Skeeters don’t get nothin’ from me but retribution.

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Feel like that dang commercial for flea collars. Might be bugs on some’a these mugs, but there ain’t no bugs on me.

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Oh, HECK nawh, I do not support things that scuttle, I’ll call the dang law m’self.

Well, hell, I usually just shoot my way out.

‘American violent’. Sounds about freakin’ right, brother… That’s what we do best, ain’t it.

Happy mama’s day to the strongest women alive. Ain’t easy, doing what y’all do. Mamas deserve more than just one day.

Alright, lady, first of all, I can HEAR you…

Army weren’t NEVER this stressful.

…. Lord have mercy on my dumb lil’ soul, there’s two of ‘em now.

Yes’m, whatever you say ma’am, happy to be of service ma’am. 🫡 👍

⠀⠀𝕾l̲a̲s̲h̲y̲ .@timeshifts.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Ma’am, I’m real glad you’re makin’ friends, but I just sat for a full maintenance check just a week on back… I really gotta sit still all day again?

⠀⠀𝕾l̲a̲s̲h̲y̲ .@timeshifts.bsky.social · 6mo ago

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ANDROID⠀⠀ MECHANIC ⠀⠀⠀⠀OF ⠀┈ ⠀⠀THE⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐅𝐔𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄 ⠀⠀゛ ⸝⸝.ᐟ⋆ ⠀ ⠀

Every time my beacon censors me, an angel gets pistol-whipped! Sick ‘n tired..!!

Oh, your wanted poster says ‘armed and dangerous’? That’s cute. Mine says ‘do not engage’, so I’m winnin’.

Well… I don’t mean to poke a bruise, but… The bond ‘tween parent and child goes deeper than what you remember. That kinda thing don’t ever fade. Either way, war ain’t all it’s cracked up to be, neither. Just a bunch’a idiots that think they’re invincible heroes, ‘til they ain’t.

well , she didn't go to war or anything but -- [ she cuts herself off , and then shakes her head .] we were discussing your daughter , mr . boothill . i . . . i don't remember her , regardless .

Your mama, huh? Similar circumstances? Well… I tell you what. If it was your mama, doin’ somethin’ to protect you… You ain’t need to feel guilty. That’s what parents do. They love so hard they’ll die for it if they have to. She wouldn’t blame you. Not for a second.

you're not whining . you're . . . asking a question that everyone is bound to wonder when they're faced with tragedy . i consider the same thing when i think of my mother .

Mm. Should be. I’m sure she would’a grew up just as pretty. Never did figure out where she came from… But I bet her mama was gorgeous too. Must’a been. I… Sometimes I wish I hadn’t… Taken her in. Maybe she’d still be… … Nah. Never mind it. Jus’ an old soldier’s whinin’.

[ she tilts her head as she listens , smiling lightly . hard not to , when he speaks so gently of the girl .] did she ? i'm honored to share the color , then .

// finally. FINALLY. i can be the one that deserves to get hit by a bus

My girl? ….. Naw, yeah. Yeah. She was… She was somethin’ else. Barely five and she could read better than her pa. Real spitfire, too. She’d put her hands on her hips and stomp her feet when she didn’t wanna do somethin’. She, uh… She was definitely gonna be a musician, a’think. Loved my ol’ +