Nefarious cyclops

Would it feel nice to wrap a face mask around it? Not for sexual purposes but like a penis spa day. I imagine it would be quite refreshing on a hot day.

the ssd i was gonna get jumped by 100$ overnight. i hate this sick and twisted world.

i love doodling in mspaint while on call. today wumpus is being executed in the desert bc i hate him

carrying his double for a mission or somethin #bbvenom #mgs #metalgearsolid #metalgear

My doctor called to say my liver is healthy again time to drink smoke and eat fried food.

A cold day in HELL before I eat a filet o fish

The burger place near me changed their combo to not have wings and only a small soda but made it cheaper, however hitting “order again” sends a ticket that includes the wings and soda. The tastiest element of this meal is the crime, especially seeing they fossilised my fucking burger

I’m playing Pokémon fire red, I never got to beat it as a kid because the battery melted when I got to violet town. A part of me is healing. A part of me is raging trying to deal with ghastly.

She loves to lay in bed and listen to music together. She is a big fan of Christine Anu and Nelly Furtado

Whenever my cat is acting bad I lovingly threaten loony tune violence like dropping a big anvil on her or painting a tunnel on the wall for her to run into.

Whenever I get my shot done and go for a walk my cat becomes incredibly clingy. She got mad I wouldn’t let her bite my armpits and has crawled under my shirt to nap.

I’m not home and have realised I didn’t close the bathroom door. If I get back and my cat has shredded up my laundry hamper again…

I have finally cracked the code. My cat drinks from the wrong side of the bowl, dunks her toys, tips water everywhere. I’ve tried all sorts of sizes of bowl but while watching her drink I noticed she dunks her nose in too and sometimes ends up with water up her nose. So I only put a little in now.

I think with how many contaminated things there are in the US from poop lettuce to evil bacteria loaded soap, it all goes to show that the second a company is given the green light it will kill you if it is profitable enough.

Strangelove just wanted to make an ai chat bot of her dead lover how was she supposed to know that technology was going to be used to brainwash V, the VR torture/training of Raiden and keep BBs sentient corpse alive just enough to give the machine more data sets.

I feel like not many people watch tv anymore. I think it could have a resurgence if they started allowing full bush on screen.

I think if i was extremely rich I would get an 8 star energy rating fridge. They aren’t particularly expensive nor amazing quality. But as an Australian there is so much social capital associated with that damned sticker.

How the hell do you draw boobs especially in a masculine but still awooga hubba hubba way

Around Christmas every year a bunch of blokes would dress as Santa and hand out gifts to the neighbourhood kids and take them for rides on their motorbikes. I want to be that Santa someday.

As much as being a bitchy conniving little cunt has brought destruction and sadness to the lives of my loved ones and myself, I do have a quiet little chuckle when I remember fucking over someone who deserved it. Such as an ex housemate who was going to be on tv until I called his talent company :)

I used to love muting the tv and making up our own dialog with friends as a kid. I think that’s why I love ytp so much to this day.

Anytime a website or app tries to pull the “oh you were scrolling past an ad? I thought you were clicking teehee” I exit the app and won’t use it again for awhile as to fuck with their retention analytics

I fully believe my family giving me phenergan as a kid is why my sleep schedule is permanently fucked now. In the 00s it was treated like the cheat code to make your kid shut up and sleep. It’s child abuse and you can’t convince me otherwise.

My cat has crawled under the blanket and is pressing herself with full force into me. It’s so cute and is replenishing to the soul.

Everytime you wash your hands you’re taking away water from an ai data centre. Wash your damn hands.

It’s ok I don’t need to see

Only having a mini fridge sucks because this is like 3 maybe 4 days worth of vegetables so i am constantly having to go to the grocery store. Also a plague on the market owner who tried to charge me 20$ for spinach

I soon will have to reorganise my shrine to make space for new additions. Lord help me.

how i stare at the screen during every mission briefing in mgs4