Pinche the Undying
@pinche-pi.bsky.social
Pinche 2 - Colon cancer 0 Groucho Marxist and middle finger enthusiast, pastor of Our Lady of the Middle Finger Church and Tax Shelter™ #D&D&D Dungeons & Dragons & Doobies, DM and high af wizard
I ordered Thai drunken noodles and didnt want them to feel ackward so I started drinking too
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
Owen K.C. Stephens (He/Him)@owenkcstephens.bsky.social · 3d agoIf you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
Another victory for Choppy Boi ✊
Elle@elleisanisland.bsky.social · 4d agoSo what I'm hearing is guillotines work
The only things in life i will ever regret is not playing enough D&D and editing the confiscated film footage of the Kennedy assassination for the CIA... Mostly the D&D stuff tho
If Iran REALLY wanted to piss him off they shouldve denied he shot 70 at his tournament
FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · last wk.IRAN DENIES TRUMP'S CLAIM ON A STRAIT OF HORMUZ AGREEMENT AND REJECTS HIS ASSERTION THAT IRAN REQUESTED A HALT TO THE PLANNED ATTACK - TBS
This is why they’re going after Dr Fauci: he impeded grifters
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w agoPeter Navarro: "I had a million doses of hydroxychloroquine in warehouses as the defense policy coordinator that I was trying to distribute to hospitals. And Fauci got the FDA stop me from doing that."
no you fucking arent and no you fucking wont
Dare Obasanjo@carnage4life.bsky.social · 2w ago“What we need to explain to the world: Number one, we are close to creating a genie that can grant any wish. Number two, we are going to make sure that our first wishes broadly benefit humanity” - Sam Altman, CEO of OpenAI — This is definitely the opposite of Anthropic’s AI kills all jobs pitch.
if you thought you didnt want to watch 60 Minutes before, hooboy have i got good news for ya...
Oliver Darcy@oliverdarcy.bsky.social · 2w agoScoop: I’m told that Ross Douthat is exiting The NYT and is expected to take a role at “60 Minutes.” News expected to be announced soon.
Turns out that food companies were only checking their food because the government told them to, which is exactly why we need government regulations.
random reminder in the Age of Diarrhea, you dont have a stomach ache you have a large intestine ache
I had Stage 4 colon cancer, 14 surgeries and procedures in 4 years, and I couldve licked a frog?!? 😂 this is cool as hell
Bushybritches@bushybritches.bsky.social · 3w ago🤩🤩🤩 This is so cool! A possible new single dose treatment for colon cancer that also acts as an immunization from getting it again. It uses bacteria from tree frogs. Short video if you don’t wanna read the article. youtube.com/shorts/VGvuE... www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...
I love love LOVE strawberries and they taste so amazing so why the fuck are every strawberry flavored soda or water taste like ass?
Henrietta sharing hot goss with the neighbor squirrel over the fence again
