if i don't have a bruise in the shape of your boot then did we even really have sex?

haven't been on here much lately but just know i love you all

need a hobby that doesn't cost me a billion dollars

conversely, my least favorite notification is when my weather app tells me that the rain will end soon

ivy 🏳️‍⚧️🩸⛓️ 🔞@pincushion.bsky.social · 4d ago

my favorite notifications is when my weather app tells me there is going to be thunderstorms tomorrow

i would like permission to scream, please and thank you

my favorite notifications is when my weather app tells me there is going to be thunderstorms tomorrow

are you all tired of hearing how depressed i am yet

sadistic women give me a reason to live

this is how i flirt

𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐢 𝐩𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐞𝐬? 👇🏿taking suggestions... 🦇 allmylinks.com/TRAP6ITH 🩷 @dangerdoll1.bsky.social linktr.ee/dangerdoll_1 #t4tnsfw #translesbian #femmebait #butchbait #tgirl #tgirlporn #transgoth #onlyfans #bbc #transbbc

maybe im delusional but i think i saw a very small amount of definition in my abs last night so yay

i've been getting into Gundam for, uhhh, completely normal reasons. but im surprised at how much im enjoying the original anime

the worst part of mobile suit gundam gquuuuux is that the girls are fighting each other over a boy when they could be holding hands in their mechs instead

just barely resisting the urge to get into warhammer minis

rough fucking day

accidentally scratched my cornea last night fml

opening up any social media and giving myself psychic damage and gay panic at alarming rates

trailer for the new Gundam series is making me horny for mechs again.

To be used by a beautiful woman is a privilege

god i need more latex

would someone please peel off my skin for me please and thank you

accidentally over caffeinated myself and now i feel ill yay

took a personality inventory as part of the hiring process for this job and im certainly not anxious about it at all

"i was wrong to despair"

someone should buy me a sword

i haven't had a cigarette in about a billion years but i think one would be nice right about now

no depression posting tonight except to say i really wish i had a girlfriend i could cuddle and hold on to while we fell asleep together

the feminine urge to be chained up in someone's basement

god im such a slut for red wine

I’m looking to hire someone who has experience adding binaural beats to a hypnosis audio recording 🎼 Playing with time travel, Mesopotamia under Goddess Innana, so preferably with instruments à la Beats Antique 🎶 Looking to make the introduction today/before Sunday. Email 👇