Hey babe u doing ok you're posting like you ate breakfast instead of just taking vyvanse with three cups of coffee
Piper Paige
@pipermintz.bsky.social
Literally a mouse <:3 )~ I like drawing and posting silly stuff Occasionally nudes mdni Transsexual
(explaining a polycule) so yeah this is my dog, this is my sister, this is my dog's dog, this is my sister's sister, this is my dog's dog's wife,
You ever think about how perfect Budd Dwyer's name is? it's like nominative determinism *realizes I'm thinking of Air Bud* sorry I meant the dog,, cuz basically he was a bud to all and was on the air when he shot himself
Thinking about it and there's not really much difference in a tactful chaser flirting w/ u and a guy flirting w/ u cuz u pass
They switched me from vyvanse chewables to da pills Wtf.......
If you say “God is in His Heaven, all is right with the World” your comphet is showing THE END
When I started drawing this I had a good idea for a caption but I didn't write it down and I forgot it oops
Just because I'm a mouse does NOT mean I'm into malletplay. Please stop sending me photos of unguarded plates of cheese captioned "ahh I'm heading out I hope no one grabs a nibble..." i know you're hiding behind the counter with a mallet. GROW UP
On a lark I emailed them, mostly to be passive aggressive, but it landed me with a fifth interview at this place,,,
Piper Paige@pipermintz.bsky.social · 5d agoJob that I had four interviews at and said that I was a good fit for but the position was taken by someone else just reopened the position Eughhhh aaaaAAAAAAA
If I don't get a job soon I very seriously think I'm gonna lose it,,, I don't really even know what I'm doing wrong except like what? being trans? Like genuinely what are u supposed to do
BREAKING: local girl feels much better about herself after doing her eyebrows
Having sex and shaking my head the entire time so they don't think I'm AGP
in the early 2010s there was seapunk n witch house n normcore n health goth and now there's nothing. They killed every last one of these people. I remember when they were executing the health goths and anyone caught wearing Rick Owens near the gym was shot on the spot. Sad but necessary
Can we please make helicopters that look like dragonflies again plzzzzz this is so important...
I don't care how many tattoos and piercings they have I don't think it's very nice to call them altoids
I'm happy that disc horse bot is finally taking on Blanchard
disc horse bot@horsedisc.bsky.social · 3d agoCan we normalize autoeroticism?
Spending $3000 on a computer and desk as plausible deniability for your cuck chair
They should invent a form of sex that releases you from the vague guilt you feel all the time
*recovering alcoholic voice* hey u thirsty at all I have seltzer and apple juice and diet coke and coffee and cold brew and iced tea and black tea and green tea and herbal tea and milk and oat milk and water and I guess I also have some monsters and u can have one if you wanted
I think it's so cute when you catch a firefly and they rotate in your hand a lil confused and then fly off