Pip

@pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social

Grasshopper mouse in Charleston SC, moving to Denver when someone buys my house. Professional woodworker and troublemaker. Follow for nudes, woods, and nudes with wood.

Van is at a shop. Cause of the breakdown was…the work I just had done on it. AC compressor was installed wrong and got starved of oil and died. Which cause the serpentine belt to break.

Sold my Mini Cooper- it ended up going to a pilot who lost his plane in the divorce, wants a new project, and ~enjoys~ working on BMWs. So a crazy a person.

The problem with bathing a cat is that they will climb anything to escape the water. Including your face when you lean too close to tell her what a good girl she is. At which point my other cat, hearing the resulting commotion, decided to try and break down the bathroom door.

As a mouse, I’m proud that my account is slowly turning into a cats on leashes account. Can’t wait to take photos at my next con! >=3 We spotted a doe and her fawn

I am once more reminded of how utterly insane it is that a regular drivers license, for which the test was in a Toyota Corolla, entitles me to drive a 26,000 pound diesel truck.

My diet before FWA: Tons of veggies, whole grains, no processed meats, no alcohol My lunch today: A sausage and onion sandwich in a giant piece of french bread, slathered in mayo and mustard, fries, and a beer. Goodbye abs!

It’s the 250th year of American independence, and the Pope and the King of England are reminding Americans of their revolutionary values, principles, and ideals Somewhere, John Adams is confused as fuck

After all day working outside, chopping wood, hauling junk away, etc. I am utterly disgusting and have a scent not even a hyena could love.