Heyyy, there he is!

Did you know that I hate the ocean?

Or maybe you wanna strangle me. Like you did your own Dad.

They do seem less inclined to murder ye, Captain.

It's only suicide if we die.

THE SEA IS MY LOVE.

Healthy! Sturdy! Obedient!

Oh! Look at that! What is it?

Crew of the Revenge! Please, put your hands together and welcome your brave, brave Captain— B l a c k b e a r d!

Nine guns?? ❦ It's too many...

You don't wanna go in there. It's a shithole. There's a lot of crime. And diseases. And poorly mixed drinks.

Ed? Do you know this guy? He's a complete asshole.

That's a thing?

Hey, no one told me this room existed.

They can't cut off my finger if there's no finger to cut off.

OooOo! They'll have a beautiful vessel in there.

No, it's shit! It's become quite touristy, I've heard. And just... not as cool, anymore. Right? Jim?

Stede Bonnet, lover of beauty.

So listen, I thought I was gonna lose you. ❦ Well, you nearly did cause I had a really bad infection.

Izzy! Izzy, c'mere they've got a bird guy!

W H I P P I E S!

Some day soon France will rule the globe. Finally, the entire world will have access to good bread! Really good bread!

Blackbeard's murdered quite a few individuals hasn't he? How does he process that? Did he ever say?

Well, rule of law wise, I’d say that settles it.

He'll be dead soon. We might as well enjoy it while it lasts.

Bonifacia Jimenez. The bitch who stole my l i f e. The bitch who stole my j o y.

All of you. You all look the same you know.

Then get back to work you fuckin' lightweight!

I'm supposed to send you to doggie heaven.

How does one... get it out?