Couldn't sleep last night so I made a gallon of chai and started fishing at 4am and got lots of these lil bass buddies usin a whopper plopper that looked real neato cutting through the wildfire smoke drifting low across the water.

Got a new rubber suit new suit new suit got a new suit oh gosh yay I got a new suit just in time for megaplex Vivi also got a new suit we got new suits cant wait to run around and be a dinosaur at the dinosaur themed convention aaa

Did a Stargate roleplay in the bedroom where I was General Hammond and I said his classic line, "I'm sorry, my orders come straight from the top, my hands are tied." Except literally those things

Y'all @plaguedaemonart.bsky.social slayed painting this one for me and their prices are so criminally low to the point this commission felt like robbery so go get yourself something you can print on canvas then frame and have to explain when your folks come over for the holidays.

Wellp, I'm no longer a gold star top.

Man I love fishing. Was at the shore today and some kids like maybe 10 years old came up and I gave them some rooster tail lures and showed them how to catch trout here, and they were hyped up. Then an otter showed up and started taking fish off our line like a bastard but they were excited anyway

Came home from fishing with my bro to find my his wife and her girlfriend banging my wife on the couch, so we cracked open some beers and sat down in a couple chairs and experienced what I can only describe as a double-cucked bro-out.

Otter tried to steal my fishing bobber.

This has been a really really really good summer. I love y'all let's go swimming

Won a game of beer pong by hitting every cup consecutively in one pass. Acted like I was eating the ball before throwing it back for my opponent's rebuttal. Hit myself right in the lip and split it open and bled everywhere.

Vi and I are both covered in bruises after this weekend. Her, because she got absolutely torn up by the crowd at the kink party. Me, because I fell down the stairs again.

This raptor's headed to the queer nudie party at the Cuff tonight aw hell yeah

Accidentally locked myself out of the house and it's kinda cold outside but look at this big ass slug

I hate that it's come to this. Drawing a clock at a time I'm told every day for two weeks.

Getting real fast at putting on my creature and drone gear is dangerous because I can just see four missed calls and stop being a person any time I want. Too often. Also stop calling me damnit text me I'm never checking those voice mails. You just turned me into a dinosaur with no hands.

Spotted eleven orcas including brothers Flotsam and Jetsam chasing some gals out south of San Juan yesterday.

19 day fishing streak ends today because of the weekend rain. I've taken home at least 3 trout a day and the lake was planted with 80 meaning there's probably like ten fish left in there and I swear I will find them and eat them.

Won a beer pong tie breaker game off handed backwards over shoulder using a phone as a mirror and honestly feel like I could kick your dad's ass right now

Oop it's #internationaldayoflatex

Fih!

Follow up. Enforcer knows of me. I don't know him. I have been inspecting his cranes for years and he is an nccco trainer who teaches regulation that I wrote and recognizes me from the textbooks so now we are on drinking terms and I can occasionally get away with it within reason. Hehe CHR 20

BoogLawlry @ FWA@piss.mom · 2mo ago

Follow up, I just found out that the lake we live on doesn't allow motors.

Follow up, I just found out that the lake we live on doesn't allow motors.

Still got that hillbilly dumbass in me baybeee

Hmu on tg if ya got a kayak in range of mason or thurston county and wanna go fishin this week because that's all I'm doin while this weather holds or until I get new legs whichever comes first.

St. Luigi please deliver my intentions to Kaiser Permanente who have once again denied paying for my knee surgery but said I can pay $600k out of pocket if I want because "it really needs to get done asap."

Have you ever made an art piece that just turned out so good, you could never outdo it? This is that piece for me. Let me know if you've ever done the same in the comments. #art #furry #furryartwork #furryartists #Cyberpunk2077 x.com/Alister_Art/...

Woof, bud. Ya kno?

Ain't gonna catch nothin today cause I'm too late but dog is happy so I'm happy

Is our weather system all ai too now or something because it was supposed to be pissin rain according to what I'm looking at right now and I spent all night getting shuck can dog housed thinkin whatever no good weather I can't fish I'll furality and LOOK AT THIS I coulda been on a kayak

Caught a real big trout today bud I mean it thing is dinner for two