Pissvortex
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“Purveyor of misinformation” - Dan Evon, Snopes
Today on Gorilla Radio Show: We watch a bunch of videos of primates escaping from the zoo and discuss the "Newly Discovered Primate" in Africa. How do we determine if something is a "new species" or not? Don't ask Greg because he'll start talking about Argentinians again.
Hot off the presses, we got another BRAND NEW voicemail episode for you. That's right -- if you call 803-620-4332 and leave a voicemail, we will listen to that shit live on the podcast without screening it at all. TAP IN 👇
Family in Buffalo genuinely just asked me if I would rather go to “Adolf’s” or “Nine Eleven” for lunch and they were being completely sincere
What if you were about to fight a guy and he starts talking to himself like “Sorry, but it looks like I won’t be needing to borrow your power for this one, kitsune spirit😏… I know you were hungry 😈”. Would you be scared
Is the Mossad trafficking monkeys for Narendra Modi? www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFXm...
Is the Mossad trafficking monkeys for Narendra Modi?
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Glad you made it out dude here’s a drink to get you started
Pissvortex@pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 2mo agoYeah don’t worry bro they got a spot just for you
Waffle house employee just said “When I say I put that shit on skibidi I mean it”
Tried to make latkes for the first time but i fucked up and made some kind of ridiculous Goy Monstrosity
Guy who almost knows the word for taking joy in others’ pain: I’m experiencing some serious chuddenfoid from this
For this month's bonus episode we're just straight up reading a Choose Your Own Adventure book about gorillas
We all failed to consider that the illuminati really would leave clues
maia arson crimew 🏴@crimew.gay · 2mo agoSCOOP: So remember Dialog, Peter Thiel's private society that doesn't have a public website and no public list of members? I (along with a number of other journalists) have just been tipped off that embedded in the code of their closed off website there IS what seems to be a list of some members.
Just found out i can view all of my message requests flagged as spam on twitter and spent like 5 minutes straight just cackling
“Was Puist the Chimpanzee a butch lesbian or transmasc” – the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate
You don’t see anyone talking about being at the combination pizza hut and taco bell anymore
Opsec is when you click "Ask app not to track" on the Wendy's app
Imagine how bad that first post-nut clarity hits for a freshly married mormon
