Can’t say I’d ever wondered what it would be like if Tony Pulis managed a side in the World Cup final, but I suppose now we know

How on earth is Paredes still on the pitch the horrible bastard

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Now the World Cup is completely over, done and dusted, fini, definitely nothing of interest still occurring. Give yourself something to really look forward to this autumn: Tickets at pitponyband.com x

Well it was a laugh at least

Take the lead, shit your pants, rinse and repeat

Well, wouldn’t be 2026 without deplorable racists prospering would it

Don’t think I’ve ever felt this nervous for an England game. Could just vom

Watched the video for thunder yet? Ever wondered what a could be achieved if you give a dad their daughters toys and a limited ability to use Canva? Me neither but you’re about to find out youtu.be/JUfEnLAhn58?...

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And lastly, we’re playing by shows this October in Glasgow, Newcastle and Leeds. Tickets on sale now and we’d love to see you. Grab some for you and all your extended family & friends here: pitponyband.com x

It’s called ‘Thunder’ and you can also see our insanely well made directorial debut of a video for it here youtu.be/JUfEnLAhn58?... Reactions so far have included ‘do you know that’s a bit unhinged’ and ‘do you need to speak to someone’

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We’ve been totally crap at using this account recently and need to rectify it, so expect to be annoyingly spammed with info from now on. Stuff like ‘our new single is OUT TODAY’ which it actually is. Find the links to stream/download/watch the video here linktr.ee/pitponyband x

and now for the hard graft of changing my WhatsApp username to “Mexico 2-3 England” and messaging everyone I know who went to bed

All Cape Verde aren’t we

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Fuck me. Resilience from this team just off the scale. Talk about always finding a way. Ridiculous. While Agyemang and Kelly will rightly get the headlines, shout to Beth Mead who having lost her place after France has made a massive impact off the bench every game since. #lionesses

If Tuchel takes Jordan Henderson to the World Cup and not Elliot Anderson the bloke needs a lifetime ban from fifa

Jackie and Andrew had a lovely natter with Yon from @theunderknown.bsky.social a couple of weeks back. You can listen to them chat all things Pit Pony now here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

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LEE WATKINS if you’re on here give us a shout, we’ve got some merch for you for winning the league 🏆

Some weekend that. Two cracking gigs and a lil local news appearance later. Thank you so so much to everyone who came and packed out both the Cluny and The Salt Market at Stone’s Throw for us. We had a blast. ❤️❤️❤️

Cluny tonight, Stone’s Throw tomorrow (1pm in The Salt Market). Final tickets for tonight here www.ticketweb.uk/event/pit-po... x

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Big weekend ahead. Last time to catch us in the flesh in the year of our lord 2025.

Big weekend ahead. Last time to catch us in the flesh in the year of our lord 2025.

TOMORROW'S CLUNY SHOW TIMES 19:30 The Doors 19:50 Bullion Train 20:40 Dilettante (solo) 21:40 @pitponyband.bsky.social 23:00 curfew Limited tix until 6pm tomorrow: www.seetickets.com/event/pit-po... Will be more on the door otherwise. We want you to have only The Best Time x

Big weekend ahead. Last time to catch us in the flesh in the year of our lord 2025.

Behold a proper poster for Saturdays show and not one by me struggling on Canva. Done by the fine hand of Dave who did all the Dead Stars art. Gonna try get some printed this week to sell at the gig too. Remaining tickets here thecluny.com/listing/pit-... see you there x

Can’t wait for this Mateta cam footage

Mega happy to announce the full line up for our show at The Cluny next Saturday. This will 100% be our last full/headline show of the year so we’re chuffed to have such a great bill. Remaining tickets here, come kick off the bank holiday in style thecluny.com/listing/pit-...

Little bit of news. Our track ‘No Shame’ was featured in episode 6 of @paramountpictures.bsky.social ‘s Mobland which first aired last week. You can now also listen to it on the series soundtrack playlists on Spotify & Apple Music too. Pretty cool ey x

Only 2 weeks to our first Newcastle headline show in flipping ages and likely our last for a while. Come get your bank holiday weekend off to a flyer. www.seetickets.com/event/pit-po... 🖤🖤🖤

Just watched the highlights of tonight’s games. Robbie Savage saying Mount’s 2 goals tonight must be the best 30 mins of his life. He’s won the bloody Champions League ffs and assisted the winning goal. Honest to god