No cheating, post your lockscreen.

El Squigg@psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · yesterday

No cheating, post your lockscreen.

Had 6 months of growth chopped off this afternoon. I've named this tribble George.

If you see this quote the energy you bring to bsky

Leah (Courtney Nichole) Reading on Assisted Living

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Charlotte the Procrastinator@catsbearsandme.bsky.social · 2d ago

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to bsky.

Without downloading new pics, what's it like dating you?

M.C.@mcmgoptimist.bsky.social · 3d ago

without downloading new pics what's it like dating you?

There's something wet falling from the sky!! 😱🌧☔️

I put off paying the TV licence since the reminder 2 weeks ago. Did it today when it was due whilst fully caffeinated and headphones on and it took all of 2 minutes 🙄🤦‍♀️ #notdiagnosedbutsomethingsnotright

#InternationalDayOfFriendship

And it can especially fuck off in this heat 🤬

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Oh, this is sad. RIP Bill. 😔

Bill Oddie, naturalist and broadcaster, dies aged 85

Oddie came to fame as one of the comedy trio The Goodies, but was later known for his expertise on wildlife and birds – which led to him presenting the BBC’s Springwatch and Autumnwatch

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I'm amazed I've got to 30 days tbh 😉😆

Having a bit of a 'mare today. I'm on my 3rd change of t-shirt after dropping various bits down myself, dropped a whole loo roll down the bog, and tonight grabbed my plate forgetting it was hot and have badly burnt my thumb and two fingers 🙄🤦‍♀️

Tangled: Rapunzel's Frying Pan

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What's it like living in your head?

Fawlty Towers: Manuel Says 'Que?'

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ASH TRAY The First, Popetato of Wülferhampton 📎@thomasashman64.bsky.social · 2w ago

What’s it like living in your head?

I thought I had captured a #shitbirdphoto for @wulfhelm.bsky.social but it turns out it was a #shitinsectphoto instead.

You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case?

Fr Modigliani Latchico@frmo.bsky.social · 2w ago

You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case?

I think the universe was especially generous to me in the chins department 😏

I've been wearing a lot of dresses this summer 👀😆

Many thanks for all the birthday wishes, it's made my day 😊🎉

I'm just thrilled with the news that the foopball semi final between England and Argentina will be on my birthday. Imagine the face 🙄

The IT Crowd: Me At Soccer Games

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Waking up to the news that this fine gentleman has left us has given me a bigly sad. RIP Sam, you were a joy.

Jurassic Park: Dr. Grant's Surprise

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"Verify your age" School milk in teeny bottles.

Chris Drew@mesnilman.bsky.social · 3w ago

"Verify your age” 45p a pint.

Me examining a new follower

Time to Investigate Spy Meme

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YD@inertyd.bsky.social · 4w ago

Me examining a new follower

The Take That tribute band are back at the cricket club tonight so it's free entertainment at chez Pixie 😁🎤🎵🎶

If RBF were in the Olympics I would definitely be a strong contender for a gold medal 😆

A true story 😏👀😆

I'm wearing a pretty low cut dress today and honestly I can't stop staring at my own cleavage. It's like a rabbit being hypnotised by a snake 😁

Hypnose: Serpent aux Yeux Hypnotiques

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Some bitey little swine got me in the night and I'm covered in itchy bloody bites this morning. I look like a plague victim.

Wombat Scratching Itchy Back

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It's a bit on the warm side again 🥵🥵🥵

I'm pretty certain I can achieve all of this today 😏😁

It's a mystery as to where the money goes 🤔👀