Wow didn't realize it was that easy

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcgLc9057GE how does this track go so hard

Just ran into this voiceline and couldn't stop laughing for some reason

It's one sound effect Michael, what's it cost? 5 instructions?

What teh FUCK apparently .NET 7 added an `UnreachableException`?? Technology??

Yoooo they're gonna invent the imsim IRL https://mastodon.social/@404mediaco/117020381276082401

Me, washing my hands: "who the FUCK invented the SINK??"

[Tom and Jerry IRL] My cat Minet, Apex Predator, somehow managing to lose a paralyzed mouse she brought into the house

r/AmITheAsshole: I (26F̷̢̹͇̫̻̊̆͑ ) recently got into a fight with my [...]

Apropos of absolutely nothing, this track's lyrics https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiRFOeh0jNE

_Rotates the binary tree in my mind_

Doing 180 on the Autobahn feels ridiculously illegal even though it isn't

Horrible: have to make a disassemble for a variable-length ISA (Nintendo BMS data)

Bro Spotify's new AI slop assistant thing looks just like my Drizzle rendering artifacts

NOT appreciating C++ strict aliasing rn

Just drove out of here AMA

asdf

Happy that the table behind us shut up their tantrum-throwing kid Sad that they only managed so through means of TikTok device

I have discovered that the Italians do not know how to build a properly annotated bus stop to save their lives

Guys I made it up here without double jumping where's my strawberry?

[Slur] Fedi

Who up verbing they nouns?

Days since I was having a great time sitting in public till a smoker decided nearby was the perfect place to whip out the cancer stick:

Sitting on an Italian bus just heard somebody say mama mia

The worst part of sports isn't doing the sports. It's bothering to adhd brain through the stretches afterwards

Days since I was having a great time sitting in public till a smoker decided nearby was the perfect place to whip out the cancer stick:

Anybody else get unreasonably bothered (ADHD?) by looping reaction gifs people post in chats it's like they keep drawing my attention as long as they stay on screen

Tbh I'm considering making a Discord bot for better GitHub webhooks considering how broken the default one is. But idk how well I'd get uptake on people using it.