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Pro-pun punk rock guide to the galaxy and home of Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists (and their side project, The Proof is in the Poutine). *will be copying some tweets from Twitter, to catch y'all up with the band Anti-fascist and 🇨🇦

Sigma Omnicron Nu, this is #Delta Alpha Delta, come in. Daaaad! I'm trying to sleep! And we don't have a shortwave radio. I can hear you breathing through the door! Roger that. Sleep tight and don't let the scarabs bite! That's Egyptian, dad, not Greek! Buenos noches, amigo. *audible sigh #vss365

On Gelatinoususus XI, to #quake with fear is an unknown concept. The jelly-based planet only knows mirth. They quake with joy, ecstasy, delight. The rare earthquake is an issue, though. The entire planet halts, stands still. It's not scary--just a nuisance, really. Very, very disorienting. #vss365

No man is an #island, they say. 'They' haven't met Gaar. On the remote planet of Gravellus X exists a race of mountainous, sentient rocks. They are slow moving beings. None more so than Gaar. Who, one day, went for a swim and said: Sod this rat race. I like it here. And there he remains. #vss365

We're pan-galatic punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists and we're here to rock you like a hurricane! Kurt Kerf2: Uh, Peach? Half this planet was just destroyed by a #hurricane. We're Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists and we're here to, uh, rock you to sleep and hug you like a gentle wave? #vss365

The #lure of the great black beast of BahGlar'th is said to be impossible to resist. Her siren call is rumoured to be an invitation to a slow and painful death. Seymour, unable to resist, falls into her lair... And she served tea and crumpets and a nice time was had by all. Rumours. Pfft. #vss365

Welcome back to the Annual Pan-galatic Punk Picnic everyone! Today we have a healthy dish from Veegus V, Bob! Ko'l, am I reading this right? Their presentation consists mainly of the rare #passion vegetable? Yes Bob! Passion vegetable? Yeah, it really doesn't have the same ring to it... #vss365

Welcome back to the Annual Pan-galatic Punk Picnic everyone! Today we have bbq from the Deitius Climatus System, Bob! Ko'l, I'm excited about the lightning burgers! Me too! But with Zeus and Thor competing it's sure to be-- No, don't say it. --a #stormy situation! #vss365

On Tka II, exists sentient timepieces. This patriarchal society, ruled by the unforgiving grandfather clocks, overshadowed the sundials and subjugated the hourglasses. But it was the lowly, feminine wristwatches who rose up. The ensuing #conflict was really only a matter of time. #vss365

Welcome back to the Annual Pan-galatic Punk Picnic everyone! Today we have a dish prepared by the delegation from Philosophus IV, Bob! Ko'l, it's not another of their #esoteric concepts of food, is it? Well, they say that imagination is the key to flavour! So, is it actually food? Well... #vss365

Official statement from pan-galatic punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists: We deeply regret earlier comments made, we fucking love Detroit! Our album, #Adroit in Detroit, is actually a homage. They keep us on our toes there! Now, as for the rest of the Orange Goblin's Amerikkka... #vss365