Some of you are funny AND hot, and I thank you for your service.
That person's observation that the internet used to be a library but now it's a store has haunted me.
Joe@jcmuscuk.bsky.social · yesterdayI don't know if I'm just getting old and more jaded, but the sheer barrage of advertisements we're subjected to is really getting under my skin. I'm actually going to avoid buying your product on principle at this point.
Me? Oh, I'm just thinking about the hot ginger stud at the gym with the bulging pecs and glutes.
If I had a nickel for every time a Londoner said "BRING YOUR SHOWS TO LONDON!" and then went "Oh, you brought a show to London? Didn't see anything. ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯", I'd be able to quit the day job.
No Nut November? Challenge accepted! (To nut twice a day, to make up for all of you.)
I was once confronted with an absolute python and I was actually just terrified. Average penii >>>>
Benjamin Bedbreaker@defn28.bsky.social · last wk.I think I can speak for a lot of men when I say I’m just glad I overcame this silly obsession. The sad thing is, most men who think they have a small penis, don’t! apple.news/AVMjXg96vQai...
Loving the feel of these on this FCF* *Fabric-Conscious Friday
A friend just audible gasped at my ability to slut-drop. Ma'am, I'm a *Millennial*. It's in our blood.
Had to unfollow a guy on Insta coz his bio said "no filters, just me as I am" but the first pic on the grid was an AI rendition of him as a Greek god.
Got back home after a performance to see a vid of Chappell Roan and Christina Aguilera singing "Coffee". Perfect end to the night.
Because I post cropped and carefully-angled photos of myself (goes with the self-loathing, innit), I give people on the Socials a false impression of my body. The right thing would be for me to be more "real", but that would mean being brave and I just... don't like reality enough.