The Sovereign Planet of the Moon
@planetofthemoon.bsky.social
THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON IS POWERFUL AND INDEPENDENT. ASSERTIONS TO THE CONTRARY WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.
REMEMBER, EARTHLINGS: LOOK, BUT DO NOT TOUCH.
Phil PlAIt@philplait.bsky.social · 4w agoSaturday 9/19 is International Observe the Moon Night! If you live in central VA you can come take a look at UVa's wonderful historic McCormick Observatory. It's free, and you can register here: www.eventbrite.com/e/internatio...
PLANET EARTH, YOUR GREATEST HUMAN HAS DIED. YOU HAVE A SHORT WINDOW TO CANONIZE HER AS A SAINT FOR ALL TIME. DO NOT FUCK IT UP.
YOU MUST FIRST OBTAIN THE APPROPRIATE PERMITS.
Kip Conlon@kipconlon.bsky.social · 2mo agoAre we allowed to look directly at the moon? Feels unaddressed.
GODSPEED, YOUNG LADY. FUCK THE PATRIARCHY. CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES.
SkreamnRedSkull@skreamnredskull.rize.pro · 3mo agoLast night I asked the strawberry moon to bless my journey into womanhood! I timed my first injection with her rising. I am hopeful for things to come 🥹🥰
YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE IT BUT THIS IS WHAT PEAK TOIL, TOIL LOOKS LIKE.
William Shakespeare@shakespeare.lol · 4mo agoAs the weird women promis'd
RACCOONS ARE THE THIRD SEXIEST MAMMAL. THIS IS BASED ON VIBES ALONE.
PLANET EARTH, RACKING UP THE MILESTONES. DOING GREAT.
JUST BECAUSE IT IS MOTHER’S DAY DOES NOT MEAN SHITTY MOTHERS ARE NOT SHITTY MOTHERS.
YOU ACTUALLY CAN DROP A MIC IN SPACE BUT IT’S A DC 20 SLEIGHT OF HAND CHECK.
Chance the Lawyer@chancethelawyer.bsky.social · 6mo agoyou can’t drop a mic in space think about that
WE ARE NOT *MADE* OF CHEESE. WE *MAKE* CHEESE. IT IS A HOBBY.
Lupita Nihongo@otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 6mo ago‘The moon is made of cheese’ people hearing that there is visible mold on the moon
WHY IS IT “THE INTERNET” BUT NOT “THE AI” HUH LINKEDIN BIGSHOTS?
HOW ABOUT SOME OF THAT SPICE THAT MAKES INTERSTELLAR TRAVEL POSSIBLE SO YOU DIPSHITS CAN FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF TO ANOTHER SYSTEM.
Notorious RBMK@comraderobot.bsky.social · 6mo agoupdate i have asked NASA directly lol
THIS IS LIKE A BUNCH OF FLEAS ARGUING ABOUT HOW TO SPELL “DOG.”
Rebecca Boyle 🌕@rboyle31.bsky.social · 6mo agoHill I will die on today, Artemis II day, but on all days too: The Moon is a place, a world, a sacred relative in some cosmogonies, and a fundamental part of Earth. So it’s a PROPER NOUN and you should give it a capital M! I will make this case in as many words as somebody wants me to write!
GREAT, PLANET EARTH IS SENDING US A TIN CAN OF SHIT. DELIGHTFUL.
bree bird 🇨🇦@goose.ski · 6mo agoappear to be some toilet technical issues on board orion
AH, BLUESKY AFTER THE OSCARS, WHAT A DELIGHT.
WELL WELL WELL, IF IT ISN’T A MAN TAKING CREDIT FOR THE DAY NAMED AFTER FRIGG, THE NORSE GODDESS OF MOTHERHOOD.
Jesus Christ@jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 7mo agoTMIF Thank Me It's Friday
A FUN GAME YOU CAN PLAY IS READING KEN JENNINGS’ POSTS IN THE KEN JENNING VOICE BUT WITH A DRACULA ACCENT.
Ken Jennings@kenjennings.bsky.social · 7mo agoWhen you have the verified checkmark on Bluesky they let you drone-strike one annoying reply-er a day. I usually wait until evening to be sure to I’m picking the worst one.