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They/them causing mey/hem. a real actual doctor, if you’d believe it. Sovereignty has never been ceded. It always was and always will be, Aboriginal land.
rubber doesn’t feel like it should come from a tree…. someone’s lying to us
I truly believe that there are assistants behind the scenes of Traitors who explain the current situation to the housewives.
whenever a drag queen meets a twink, a timer above their head appears that counts down til that twink asks that drag queen to put them in drag
there’s a guy in my office with a mug with photos of his kids on it and i want to steal and use it sooooo bad
hosting pres as a queer person is SO stressful, some twink will come out of the bathroom saying “i knew you were a pantone shampoo girl” ???
me bullying anyone who has a man in their spotify wrapped
a woman is using a tablet computer while holding a pen .
ALT: a woman is using a tablet computer while holding a pen .
media.tenor.com
if there’s one thing you need to know about me is I WILL comment on an instagram post even if i don’t really know the person
“make sure you’re “holding space” to send me your roster availability this silly season!!”
just when “very demure” was finally dying out in millennials vernacular, “holding space” is here for them to quote for the next 6 months
you simply cannot tell me your corporate job is busy my team spent an hour doing OFFICE DECORATIONS today
stupid country with a stupid fucking government
Culture Crave 🍿@culturecrave.co · 2y agoAustralia's Senate has passed a social media ban for children under 16 🇦🇺
i’m not sure what it is about confide that makes me dress like a lesbian into sports but alas
i love going to a fruity gym because it’s like “are you checking me out or are you a straight man comparing yourself to others?”
yeah sure telling your friends your back with an ex is embarrassing but have you ever had to tell your THERAPIST
i just found out my office has a slide ??? to the lower level ??? and now all i can think about it is using it
me coughing at work soft launching chucking a sickie tomorrow
going to the beach today, I hope it’s not the one that makes you old
