BREAKING: The NFL has released a demonstration video for the only acceptable way to tackle Patrick Mahomes and avoid a penalty.
Plant Parenthood
@plantparenthood.bsky.social
Musician, brother, husband, father of felines, cancer survivor. Native Baltimorean, present-day Houstonian. Ethically non-monogamous. Left-handed lefty. Gymnastics stan. BLM. YIMBY/Abundant Housing, TRAINS. He/Him.
Scenes from a Tuesday feat. Tina Bonina Villanueva
Yes, these things look silly. But if they can prevent future Aaron Rodgerses, they’re worth it.
When your husband is away on a trip, you take out your anxiety and feelings of missing him on your appliances. With a vengeance.
No celebrity got hotter between their 20s and 40s than Jay R Ferguson
Snapped a beautiful photo of Patches, our little outdoor baby.
Five snaps into the season and several fantasy teams are already obliterated.
I think I found Philomina Cunk’s burner account.
Tonight should poison every single Orioles fan against Mike Elias forever.
While America slept last night, Colton Cowser committed grand larceny in Denver.
East End Houstonians don’t fuck around. I love living here.
Globe Life Park looks like it has the most dreary, soulless, sterile atmosphere in Major League Baseball
Absolutely wild that Andrew Tate got arrested while dressed like my 15-yr-old niece.
My barber got a shop kitten and I’m in love. Say hi to Daniela.
just came across @elitegrifters.bsky.social, which is basically if somebody unironically made an entire online persona out of this comic
No, I am not going to mourn the person singly most responsible for the global financial crisis nor the producer who fucked TLC out of tens of millions of their money, then poisoned the well in the industry so nobody would work with them because they’re ’difficult.’
Keegan Akin thinks Michelle Obama is a man #keeganakinfacts
Everyone who lives in Houston is laughing their ass off looking at this.
My husband didn’t know who Nate Bargatze was either. It’s so unfair he gets to live such an awesome life.
6 years ago today, this special little baby came into our family when we rescued her from the bushes. Happy anniversary, Tina!
