been needing one for a couple months now. check in sometime.
MARS. ☄️
@plasmagoria.bsky.social
ask any cop or judge in unova: they'll tell you that i 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘴𝘵. a pkmn oc rp account. sfw tl. mdni. all art is original or credited in replies. ( icon cred: ぼわず - picrew. )
why the fuck does all the interesting shit happen when i’m *gone.*
if being a ragebaiter was a solid career, i think i’d be able to make some good money.
this post loves becoming relevant whenever i look at my timeline.
damn. y'all get freaky as fuck down in kanjoh, huh?
happy sigilyph sunday to those who celebrate. babel’s currently rotating itself in the sun coming through my window like it’s some kind of rotisserie chicken. it knows it’s sigilyph sunday.
i don’t know who the hottest gym leader is but i’d do some insane shit to brycen.
…it *is* warm. i definitely wouldn’t mind getting cozy in a thing like that. don’t think too much of it… 💧
yeah? the whole monotone thing does something for you?
Got the type of voice I'm into, what can I say?
( there’s a moment of pause where mars gently grasps the rubellite, rolling it over in his palm and examining the way it catches the light. he doesn’t say anything… but there is a distinct spark of joy in those darkened eyes, one comparable to finding a beautiful beach rock when he was a child. )
( holding out a very well looked–after rubellite for @plasmagoria.bsky.social to take. big, sparkly and icy blue eyes staring in the meantime. )
my hair looks like thundurus himself came down to smite me.
Funny.
*bad* morning. my fucking eelektross left static electricity all over my bath mat.
yeah. that’s the whole point of the pants.
w– well, uh… uhm… you– you know! shouldibeseeingthismuch??
maybe i’ll just have to stop by, then.
i wanna take ʼem for a ride, thatʼs for sure.
because they’re slutty. what, you think i’m wearing them to church?
whydoesitgothatfardown?