Christopher Horn
@platypusranch.bsky.social
Avid doodler. Soldier of Misfortune. https://platypusranch.com
The sunflower I'm growing is now developing numerous heads. The bees seem to be enjoying it.
I planted two sunflowers in my garden this season. One got completely destroyed by a bad hailstorm. The other survived, but was in really rough shape; it had only two sets of very tattered leaves toward the top. The rest were stripped off. It's now about 8'4" tall and the main head has bloomed.
What's your favorite song about a pimp operating in the New York City area? Is it "Jojo" from the 1980 Boz Scaggs album, "Middle Man"? Me too!
Autoerotic asphyxiation claims another congressional giant.
My search for a career as an intelligent designer continues to be fruitless.
One of my favorite things about gardening is growing fucked up carrots.
Neither of my local motion picture houses were screening it, so I had to travel 25 miles to view Jackass: Best and Last.
An old drawing from a dated reference: the Jerseyshorus.
I got interrupted walking my dog by either a bigot or a paid petition signature collector (one or the other) a couple of days ago. A different one showed up at my door today. They want to amend the state constitution to "keep girls sports for girls."
Awhile back, I was noodling around with alternative centaur-style configurations.